yolosweg

what faggots use to make themselves feel cool about themselves when they're just annoying ass 11 year-olds who never get picked for dodgeball. Fucking idiots use this slang for a slang word, mother fucking JAY ZEE SHIT YA HURR!?!?!?!? faggots.

yolosweg I'm the king of France jk lols im actually a lonely 10 yearold will u be my friend plz

by a lonely 10 yearold boy March 10, 2014

yolosweg

A combination of "Yolo" which stands for "You only live once", and "Sweg" which is a play on "Swag", which indicates swagger. Commonly used as a joke, and normally doesn't indicate seriousness.

Person1: lol that stuff was 4 real
Person1: yolosweg
Person2: lol dude but in all seriousness, help me beat this level.
Person1: yolosweg
Person2: go die in a hole

by BL_Scott March 14, 2014

yolosweg

Yolosweg meaning: You Only Live Once you gay fags.

Yolosweg Jeffrey. Let's fuck eachother tonight, because tomorrow I'm hanging myself.

by ThatOneRetard May 24, 2016

yoloswag

A term used by twelvie morons that wear baseball caps backwards, have their pants sag half way down their arse crack, wear Converse sneakers and generally act like douchebags on public transport by blasting crappy dubstep and pop music through the tinny little speakers on their phones. Yoloswag to them means 'oh yeah, fuck i'm good, just ask me' but to the sane population all we see are whiny little douchebags that need a smack in the head with an ASP expanding baton.

twelvie: 'yer rikki and i are in a relationship, yoloswag'
sane teenager walkin past: 'DILLIGAF!'

by KTV484 February 6, 2014

yoloswag4jesus

Just sending it for jesus because you’re a proper christian women

Dakota wanted to hit the wendys so Melissa said “Yoloswag4jesus might as well go”

by MelLynn2 June 22, 2019

YOLOSWAG

The unholy union of two godforsaken, overused, idiotic words which had a sex orgy and produced this demonic offspring. Also the go to term for all douchebags and fags of the world. Did I mention the fucking douchebags? When this word comes out of someones mouth, 10 babies will be sacrificed to Satan by canniballistic necrophiles. In addition to this 20 fluffy kittens will be get eaten by aliens, and a starving child in Africa will die. NEVER use this word.

Warning:
If you use this word, you will burn in hell and be subject to anal rape from the babies who were sacrificed. Afterwards you will be castrated and forced to enjoy your genitals with ketchup and tabasco sauce.

YOLOSWAG just killed 10 babies, 20 fluffy kittens, and a starving child in Africa because motherfucking Urban Dictionary requires that I use this word in an example.

by DeusAnonymouse May 30, 2013

yoloswag

A combination of the acronyms YOLO and SWAG combined. As a result they stand for You only live once because secretly we are gay.

That guy who randomly says "YOLOSWAG"

by THE YOLOSWAGGOT January 22, 2013