Lolometer

The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".

Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!

Lolometer by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008

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Loomster

the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag

McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster

Loomster by Andrion November 1, 2003

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Lolometer • lilometer • lollometer • Loomster • Lallometern • Locomoter • yolometer

yolometer

The distance you are willing to go to have a laugh, very subjective. 10m is a yolometer for one alcoholic drink, 5000m if Megan Fox is at the end.

A yolometer is 1yl/m

Me:'I'd go 10yl/m for her'
Jeffernan: 'Nah, she's only worth 4yl/m'

yolometer by Quavercards September 30, 2013

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Loomster

A southern Massachusetts sports team dominiating in tennisball, flag football, and basketball. Members include Amtrak, No Names Necesary, Mr. Bean, Windex, Reds and more.

Loomster won the 2003 Redmond World Series.

Loomster by brian March 11, 2004