Lolometer

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The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".

Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!

Lolometer by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008

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Loomster

the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag

McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster

Loomster by Andrion November 1, 2003

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yolometer

The distance you are willing to go to have a laugh, very subjective. 10m is a yolometer for one alcoholic drink, 5000m if Megan Fox is at the end.

A yolometer is 1yl/m

Me:'I'd go 10yl/m for her'
Jeffernan: 'Nah, she's only worth 4yl/m'

yolometer by Quavercards September 30, 2013

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Loomster

A southern Massachusetts sports team dominiating in tennisball, flag football, and basketball. Members include Amtrak, No Names Necesary, Mr. Bean, Windex, Reds and more.

Loomster won the 2003 Redmond World Series.

Loomster by brian March 11, 2004

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lilometer

distance measurement; a lil' kilometer, a kilometer for an ant

The small ant travelled a lilometer to find a hot mate.

lilometer by The Grand Wolfgang December 5, 2010

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lollometer

a scale of which jokes can be mesured on. The scale starts from (low) 1 - (high) 10

That scored 9 on the lollometer

lollometer by Funmz July 7, 2020

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Locomoter

A person that has 0 intelligence. listens to Billie eilish, bts, panic at the disco, Melanie Martinez. Is depressed,Finds the stupidest things funny.

LoComOtEr thAtS mE iM loCoMoTeR

Locomoter by Qseemisspoopi E November 2, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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