Yoctometer

A negative progression of the name “Miles”. To become Yoctometer, a person named Miles must do negative/bush league acts. These acts cause them to be demoted to smaller measurement units. Going from Miles to foot to inch to nanometer and finally to Yoctometer. A common nickname for Yoctometer can be Yocto or JV.

Yo Yoctometer, you're a bush leaguer. Why aren't you actively engaging? Get off the chess ypu bot. 300 elo.

Yoctometer by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023

Yeetometer

The level of yeetness on a scale of not very yeet to very yeet.

Scale:
Not very yeet. A bit yeet. Quite yeet. Very yeet.

That seems to be quite yeet.

Put it on the yeetometer.

Yeetometer by IAC DBA December 12, 2019

yolometer 

The distance you are willing to go to have a laugh, very subjective. 10m is a yolometer for one alcoholic drink, 5000m if Megan Fox is at the end.

A yolometer is 1yl/m

Me:'I'd go 10yl/m for her'
Jeffernan: 'Nah, she's only worth 4yl/m'

yolometer by Quavercards September 30, 2013