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yogababble 

Spiritual-sounding language used by companies to sell product or make their brand more compelling on an emotional level. Coined specifically about WeWork’s IPO prospectus in 2019, which was full of phrases like “elevate the world’s consciousness” and at the same time showed problematic financials. Yogababble is intended to disguise or compensate for practical or financial weaknesses in a business or product.

Coined by Scott Galloway in his piece “Yogababble” on his No Mercy / No Malice blog.
That’s a bunch of yogababble. How will your company actually solve world hunger?
yogababble by mpet September 28, 2019
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A derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets fourbucks latte in one hand, cellphone in the other, yogamat slung over their shoulder.
As I entered the coffee shop, two "yogabonds" with rolled yogamats slung over shoulder rudely pushed their way past me gibbering about chakras as they guzzled their lattes in a mad rush to get to the nearby Yoga studio and "relax".
yogabond by Vergelimbo August 22, 2006

Yogaballing 

The performance art of dancing with a yoga ball, often in a club environment with a light-up yoga ball.
Hula hooping at EDM shows is out. The hottest dance trend is yogaballing.

Yogaboating

The act of pushing ones face between two soft, pleasant cheeks which are lightly covered in yoga pants and generally doing anything to pleasure one's self. This includes shaking head back and forth, tongue movement, and general noise-making actions.
Damn. Look at that girl. I would love to go yogaboating in that.

Yogabutt 

When a woman is wearing yoga pants and her ass is beautifully shaped inside and is easily noticed by men.
"DAMN, dude check out Hannah's yogabutt! That shit is nice!"
Yogabutt by theOctYatVlg April 14, 2010
He is a cute boy and his sarcasm is also too good he makes very less friends so if u r yogya's friend then you are very lucky and the bestest thing is if you are very close friend of yogya u should never leave him at any cost he is aesthetic and intelligent
yogya? Pls never leave me ur so precious
yogya by dipti April 26, 2021