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The action of smuggling/transporting something around up your asshole
Person 1: hey, you
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: can you get this past security for me?
Person 2: wtf no
Person 1: there is money in it for you
Person 2: fine
*later*
Tsa agent: this nigga hooping cocaine
Hooping by Grasshole September 10, 2019
To spin hula hoops for fun, for exercise or as a performance.
The last time I went raving, I couldn't believe how many people were hooping!

I love hooping it is way more fun then going to the gym and it totally tones my abs.
Hooping by Giada D. August 14, 2009
Administering psychoactive drugs via enema...aka stuffin' E up yer ass.
"C'mon brah...you gonna hoop that shit or what? I can't hold up the bottle of KY forever."

"Maaan...hooping is so dirty."
hooping by Audiovox Telus April 10, 2006
It happens when an inmate smuggles something from the outside world up his ass into the prison.
Divo got caught hooping a DVD player from his cousin Etoile Jackson.
hooping by Ashley January 22, 2004
Putting crystal meth in your anus (ass), either in solid form or dissolved in water, resulting in a quick and intense high...and potential anal irritation. Having sex without a condom when you have an irritated rectum increases your chances for HIV and other sexually transmitted infections (STIs). Also, undissolved crystal in your ass can cause a condom to break.
hooping crystal (meth,speed,gak,sideways,fast etc)may cause a tear in the anal lining that can easily go unnoticed. Lowered inhibitions and barebacking (unprotected sex) can make for a risky combination for transmission of HIV and STIs.
hooping by PLAYONWORDS June 19, 2008
To play basket ball at a park after midnight....
Last night we was all hooping and and we got kicked out from the park because the basketball hit a car and activated the alarm...
hooping by milkman Lecheman July 16, 2009