yogabitch

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Similar to a psychobitch (see psychobitch)...but supplements some of her spare time through the practice of yoga...

That crazy YOGABITCH is doing her excercises again!

yogabitch by Graffilthier October 9, 2008

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Yoga Bitch

A really hot female with an athletic and toned body whose philosophy to the practice of yoga carries over into other areas of life, sometimes right and sometimes wrong, and sometimes an annoyance to jealous bitches.

Co-worker #1: "Yoga Bitch sure works hard at her job. Our clients mostly love her. I'll admit she has an awesome body. She is such a bitch though. The other day I asked if ever she ate doughnuts. She patted my belly and asked if ever I did sit-ups. The bitch. I'm a lot bigger, I think I could take her." (Bites down into a doughnut.)
Co-worker #2: "Doubtful. I've seen her hold a plank for over 5 minutes."

Yoga Bitch by yogabitch May 16, 2011

Related Words

yogabitch • yona bitch • you a bitch • yabitch • yabitchwantedot • Yeabitch • yeabitchNICKI • yogabitionist • Yourabitch • yourbitches69

Yeabitch

Simply means yeabitch, but is so commonly combined into one word that is has become commonplace slang. Commonly used by girls with their friends, and boyfriends with girlfriends in a non-offensive way.

Girl: Will you take me out to the movies friday and we can go to the party?

Guy: Yeabitch, told you I would already.

Yeabitch by Isar January 21, 2006

yabitch

(n.)

A slang term for "Your female partner."
Usually used by gangsters.
Sometimes use in a derogatory manor.

Al - "Yo Marcus, tell yabitch to get her lazy ass off the couch and cook us some chicken."

yabitch by Giggity Giggity May 13, 2005

yogabitionist

A person who constantly posts pictures of themselves performing yoga asanas, usually while making unsettling eye contact with the camera or with their eyes closed in yogic bliss as if they are unaware their picture is being taken.

My Instagram feed is clogged with posts from yogabitionists. Time to unfollow.

yogabitionist by Thithyphuth September 27, 2015

yabitchwantedot

an unavailable nigga who ya bitches feen for

female : yabitchwantedot is so fucking sexyyy

me : duhhh cuz he’s with me and he’s not going no wherd

yabitchwantedot by yabitchwantedot’s wife May 22, 2020

yoga bitch

people who like to touch girls butts that are younger than them

wow that guy just touched my ass, he's older than me too!! what a yoga bitch

yoga bitch by jjdoggg May 19, 2011

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026