yogabitch

Similar to a psychobitch (see psychobitch)...but supplements some of her spare time through the practice of yoga...

That crazy YOGABITCH is doing her excercises again!

by Graffilthier October 9, 2008

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Yoga Bitch

A really hot female with an athletic and toned body whose philosophy to the practice of yoga carries over into other areas of life, sometimes right and sometimes wrong, and sometimes an annoyance to jealous bitches.

Co-worker #1: "Yoga Bitch sure works hard at her job. Our clients mostly love her. I'll admit she has an awesome body. She is such a bitch though. The other day I asked if ever she ate doughnuts. She patted my belly and asked if ever I did sit-ups. The bitch. I'm a lot bigger, I think I could take her." (Bites down into a doughnut.)
Co-worker #2: "Doubtful. I've seen her hold a plank for over 5 minutes."

by yogabitch May 16, 2011

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Yeabitch

Simply means yeabitch, but is so commonly combined into one word that is has become commonplace slang. Commonly used by girls with their friends, and boyfriends with girlfriends in a non-offensive way.

Girl: Will you take me out to the movies friday and we can go to the party?

Guy: Yeabitch, told you I would already.

by Isar January 21, 2006

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yabitch

(n.)

A slang term for "Your female partner."
Usually used by gangsters.
Sometimes use in a derogatory manor.

Al - "Yo Marcus, tell yabitch to get her lazy ass off the couch and cook us some chicken."

by Giggity Giggity May 13, 2005

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yogabitionist

A person who constantly posts pictures of themselves performing yoga asanas, usually while making unsettling eye contact with the camera or with their eyes closed in yogic bliss as if they are unaware their picture is being taken.

My Instagram feed is clogged with posts from yogabitionists. Time to unfollow.

by Thithyphuth September 27, 2015

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