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He is a cute boy and his sarcasm is also too good he makes very less friends so if u r yogya's friend then you are very lucky and the bestest thing is if you are very close friend of yogya u should never leave him at any cost he is aesthetic and intelligent
yogya? Pls never leave me ur so precious
by dipti April 26, 2021
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Yogya

A child who spends more time on amazon than online classes :D. Why, you may ask? To buy herself a new brain. (Her old model was extremely faulty, you know). It was also overflowing with something extremely strange and alien... perfection. Unfortunately an evil witch named TikTok cursed her with *cue hindi serial sound effects and flashes* blindness. Nowadays she can't see her own beauty (or my amazingness). Sis legit dates 5 bottles of soda a day and then says "oH i'M uGlY" but it's okay because she is international cool and quirky. If you want to buy her a gift, buy her more appreciation, too much underestimation. She is the best friend in the entire world and will do anything to make you laugh (and when you laugh at her jokes, you will die). Have you ever seen the pogchamp meme? That will be full to full matching to your face when you see her art. You will also be full "HUHHH HOW DID A MONKEY MAKE SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL?". If you are talentless (which in comparison to yoga, you are) please take donations from YogyaIsBetterThanYou.com at the discounted rate of your soul. Which, may I mention is very much dark compared to Yogya's pure cinnamon roll, nirvana soul. All in all, Yogya is an arsonist unicorn, glimmer and shiny, because a) she's in a cinnamon roll, b) when she roasts you, the world will get a lifetime supply of thermal energy. She is the perfect bestest friend in the world. You can apply for her friendship on DONTYOUDAREYOGYAISMYBESTFRIEND.COM
Yogya is #quirky, you better worship her.
by UrDorkness January 7, 2022
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yogababble

Spiritual-sounding language used by companies to sell product or make their brand more compelling on an emotional level. Coined specifically about WeWork’s IPO prospectus in 2019, which was full of phrases like “elevate the world’s consciousness” and at the same time showed problematic financials. Yogababble is intended to disguise or compensate for practical or financial weaknesses in a business or product.

Coined by Scott Galloway in his piece “Yogababble” on his No Mercy / No Malice blog.
That’s a bunch of yogababble. How will your company actually solve world hunger?
by mpet September 28, 2019
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Yogatory

Yogatory

Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.

Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.

Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll
"Hey, Austin... you better stop checking out those girls before you end up in Yogatory." "I can literally see every crevice of her body, John!... Forgive me, Lord... I have sinned! Please don't send me to Yogatory!" "You're going straight to Yogatory, Alex!" "There is a special place in HELL for those of us who suffer this affliction. It's called Yogatory."
by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019
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yoga brain

a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class
I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga brain from my evening class.
by Doctor Science November 29, 2010
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yoga mind

synonym of yoga brain

noun. a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class
I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga mind from my evening class! You look gorgeous!
by Doctor Science December 2, 2010
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Dave! Yognaught

He has the balls
I am Dave! Yognaught and i have the balls
by 97dom97 September 10, 2011
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