Yocked

Big and buff; having muscles that are visually protruding out of the skin; swoll; being so big that people look at you and the first thing they think is, damn that guy is big

"Woah broseph, did you peep that nip slip on that piece of tail over there?"
"Nah homeboy, I was too busy thinking how I wanna look like her yocked boyfriend. If I get yocked like him, I'll be able to see nips of that nature on the reg."

by Wyze May 12, 2016

yocked

when someone leaves unexpectedly after being called out

"Woah, he just got yocked out of work"

by Papipu December 6, 2022

yoked thumbs

The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.

Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.

"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"

by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009

Yolked

To be in a state of extreme muscular fitness. Derived from either the word "yoke", a wooden beam placed between two testosterone -filled oxen to allow them to pull massive loads OR "yolk", the yellow, protein-filled center of an egg often used as part of the diet to arrive at supreme muscular fitness.

I heard that a lot of yolked bros are switching to organic muscle milk.

by theillromanesco May 17, 2015

yacked out

when you get faded off coke.

whats good for tonight? lets get yacked out.

by DatboiElijah November 18, 2017

yoked

well muscled; powerfully built.

Gosh, that Shaq is yoked!

by charlie January 24, 2003

yorked

The process by which a student enrolled in any program at any level is fucked over by a York University professor or york administration for no apparent reason, usually stemming from a lack of communication but often can have no premise whatsoever

They're not giving me my degree certificate because I owe 50 cents to the library from a book I took out in first year. I'm getting totally Yorked.

by UckPeddie May 14, 2008