Yolked

To be in a state of extreme muscular fitness. Derived from either the word "yoke", a wooden beam placed between two testosterone -filled oxen to allow them to pull massive loads OR "yolk", the yellow, protein-filled center of an egg often used as part of the diet to arrive at supreme muscular fitness.

I heard that a lot of yolked bros are switching to organic muscle milk.

by theillromanesco May 17, 2015

Yolked

When someone is peed and cummed on at the same time.

Person 1: Yo, Johnny what happened to you.

Johnny: I just got yolked my dude.

by IttybittyCancer June 12, 2018

Yolked

Being excited for something

I'm so yolked for the basketball game

by Ballzack05 June 25, 2016

Yolked

having sex.

Billy yolked her up.

by BillytheYolk July 25, 2009

yolked

Being muscular cut

LL was hella yolked in SWAT.

by snak January 18, 2004

yolked

to work out extremely hard and get massive muscles

Dude were getting fucking yolked today at the gym.

by P Sauccie January 07, 2010

yolked

To grow your body to massive porportions.

Dude!!!, that fucker is yolked, he must be on roids!!

by BillyBob April 03, 2005