yoasted

a slang word for drunk, or wasted

"that new years party was insaneee"
"oh man, i was so yoasted"

by Diana Lynn January 11, 2008

Yoast

The act of smoking marijuana with close friends. Most preferably out of a Blunt.

Homie 1: What's up fool?
Homie 2: Not much, you fin' to yoast right now?
Homie 1: Nigga I'm always down to yoast a blunt

by hoodratpoison March 31, 2009

Yoast

A term of endearment towards friends that you would gladly share a blunt with.

What up yoast!?

Not much bro, you got a blunt?
For you, I always got a blunt

by Tony56 January 05, 2014

yoasting

A sexual practice involving the urethra and objects which should never come in contact with the urethra.

Usage: He sure does yoast a lot. It's no wonder he gets so many UTIs with such frequent yoasting.

by godisdeadandwehavekilledhim November 04, 2019

yoast

It's when you cook the egg inside the bread. So you get egg-toast, or yoast. Like in the movie V for Vendetta.

V: "Do you fancy some yoast on this most vivacious of Vonember noons?"
Evey: "Why yes, I most certainly would."

by Barclaise May 02, 2006

Yoasting

A very apparent tool. A guy who is rude to girls, who thinks he is better at things than others, who is very cocky for no reason, or who thinks highly of himself for unsure reasons.
He is all that in a bag of tools.

This guy is a complete jerk, he's straight yoasting.

by Jamez Ztephenz March 06, 2011

deven yoasting

means its really hot outside.

example: sheesh, its deven yoasting outside right now.

by CORNDAWG .com July 03, 2021