The reason for all the birthdays in September.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.

A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.

A time that hasn't happened yet, but signifies the end of all the past New Years. Since it's a New Year, people usually make resolutions with themselves and/or others in order to forfity themselves and their self-respect, or whatever the reason.

1. Another year.
2. A day many people celebrate like they're insane and get drunk as hell.

International party day!