The reason for all the birthdays in September.
I have about 10 new years baby friends.
They're all born in September
by my mom and dad February 15, 2007
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1. A plan where a person is slipped Rohypnol and is sodomized.

2. A plan where a person is given drinks until they are totally drunk, then is sodomized.
"Fuck guy, that girl, new years eve plan."
by Godan April 28, 2004
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new years
1. When a female is made to consume so much alcohol that she passes out.
i'm so using the new years plan on her
by Castro May 27, 2004
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A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.
What better way to start off a new year than with a head-splitting hangover, the stench of vomit on your clothes, and a DWI.
by PeaTearGriffin November 05, 2005
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A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 , 3, 2, 1 BOOOOOOOM! New Years.
by BeAnBeAn22 December 31, 2009
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A time that hasn't happened yet, but signifies the end of all the past New Years. Since it's a New Year, people usually make resolutions with themselves and/or others in order to forfity themselves and their self-respect, or whatever the reason.
This year I plan on killing you
by Larstait December 25, 2003
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New year’s is basically the Earth’s birthday party and everyone celebrates it all together to show how thankful they are for the earth.
Anthony: HAPPY NEW YEAR’S!!
Ryan: Dude you know it’s the Earth’s birthday right? Of course not, you only think about yourself
by Petra Douvalakis October 16, 2019
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