yizztastic

something so awesome that it makes you yizz (also known as jizz)

Bro that song you showed me is yizztastic; when it dropped I practically cummed.

by imsogreat November 28, 2011

Jizztastic

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011

jizztastic

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

Jizztastic

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

by Davetherave February 4, 2006

Rizztastic

The word used to describe somebody or something that has unerring rizz. People who are described as the rizzler, the rizzard of oz, a rizzly bear, etc. can be described as rizztastic.

Person 1: Jeffery is such a rizzler!
Person 2: yes, Jeffery Is rizztastic!

by Rizztastic rizzler March 14, 2023

Jizztastic

Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.

This song is jizztastic!

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You look jizztastic today!

by lolicakes February 26, 2011

jizztastic

word used to describe something that is really amazing

dude that hot tub was jizztastic.

by da jizzanatoR July 15, 2010