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You've Got To Be Kidding Me. Used by people on AIM, or other types of instant messengers.
cutegirl598: josh asked me out last night!!!

em0chick: ygtbkm!
ygtbkm by dYl@n$gIrL July 28, 2007
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Yhgtbkm: a simple way of saying, “YOU HAVE GOT TO HE KIDDING ME!”
Oh no... YHGTBKM” “what?””i left my phone charger at home!”
yhgtbkm by Lils :) June 9, 2021
You Have To Be Severely Mentally Retarded,

It originated from a Youtuber Named Goatis when he said something very controversial
Person 1: I bet all of my life savings on gambling and now i lost everything
person 2: YHTBSMR to do something like that
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026