Yermaw

Yermaw is a way to say beautiful

Yermaw is a right cow

by Yermawuser381 June 25, 2022

Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

yer maw

insult
can be used at almnost any moment and in any situation for any purpose at any time.

'Yer Maw'

by clarence boddicker March 19, 2003

Smell yer maw

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.

Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy

by David Mccormacks a pussy June 18, 2020

yer maw

A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")

'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'

'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'

'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'

'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'

by Eamonn H May 16, 2007

yer maw's a junkie

a commonly used insult among scottish gang members utilised to instigate an aggressive response from a rival youth.

'haw you ya bawbag.. yer maw's a junkie.'

by sugarvine July 11, 2009

Yer Maw

Your Mother.
Yer maw is yer maw, but she might also be yer da?
aye, you fuckin heard, bitch.

"A wiz nailin yer maw tae rah grund last night n she farted a belter, so a punched her right in the flaps! She'll ken never tae dae that again eh?"

by Yer maw. April 13, 2007