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yeem yeem by coolswag&delicious April 7, 2021
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Yeem
A Yeem is both a verb and a noun, and is what happens when you absolutely destroy someone, whilst simultaneously meaning what happens when you get destroyed. It has other meanings such as when only 1/10 dentists recommened a toothpaste. It can also be Yeemed or get Yeemed.
Yeem
Yeems are clips from around the internet that range from hilarious to bewildering, and are no more than a few seconds to a couple minutes in length.
yeem
Person 1 - “My friend just touched yeem. He screamed in agony before completely becoming Heinz baked beans.”
Person 2 - “Huh, that’s weird. You should touch it as well.”
Person 1 - “I… I don’t want to.”
Person 2 - “You will…”
Person 1 touches yeem.
Person screams, it’s visceral and uncomfortable. You can tell how much pain they’re in. You want to help but you know you can’t. They begin to become Heinz baked beans. First their legs change, and they’re left screaming in a pile of beans. Then their arms go, and finally the rest of them. You know they’re gone now. As if they never existed in the first place.
Person 2 - “yeem.”
Person 2 - “Do you want to touch yeem?”
You don’t want to, but you feel your legs moving anyway. As you approach the yeem, you begin to make amends. Gradually, you feel at peace. You’re almost ready for the pain. Almost.
Person 2 - “Huh, that’s weird. You should touch it as well.”
Person 1 - “I… I don’t want to.”
Person 2 - “You will…”
Person 1 touches yeem.
Person screams, it’s visceral and uncomfortable. You can tell how much pain they’re in. You want to help but you know you can’t. They begin to become Heinz baked beans. First their legs change, and they’re left screaming in a pile of beans. Then their arms go, and finally the rest of them. You know they’re gone now. As if they never existed in the first place.
Person 2 - “yeem.”
Person 2 - “Do you want to touch yeem?”
You don’t want to, but you feel your legs moving anyway. As you approach the yeem, you begin to make amends. Gradually, you feel at peace. You’re almost ready for the pain. Almost.
yeem by Xx_yeem#69420_xX February 9, 2022
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