Person 1 - “My friend just touched yeem. He screamed in agony before completely becoming Heinz baked
beans.”
Person 2 - “Huh, that’s
weird. You should touch it as well.”
Person 1 - “I… I don’t want to.”
Person 2 - “You will…”
Person 1 touches yeem.
Person screams, it’s visceral and uncomfortable. You can tell how much
pain they’re in. You want to help but you know you can’t. They begin to become Heinz baked
beans. First their legs change, and they’re left screaming in a pile of
beans. Then their arms go, and finally the rest of them. You know they’re gone now. As if they never existed in the first place.
Person 2 - “yeem.”
Person 2 - “Do you want to touch yeem?”
You don’t want to, but you feel your legs moving anyway. As you approach the yeem, you begin to make amends. Gradually, you feel at
peace. You’re almost ready for the pain. Almost.
