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yeardley 

a humble horse girl. loves drugs..also known as “the bartard” or “bardley.” needs dick on the reg..or else.
hey did you see yeardley tonight? she was so barred bruh!!!
yeardley by baaiiiirr December 2, 2017
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Yardley Cat

Something once respected, revered, or liked, but is which is eventually discarded.
Kelly: "What happened to her best friend? I thought they were so close they were inseparable."

Cathy: "Yea I was surprised, too, but once she used her to get what she needed, she tossed her away like a Yardley cat!"

Yardleys School 

A place in which, kids (99.8% of Asian descent and 0.2% fish) go to school and get shouted at by the big boogey man - Basra (someone who hasn't been laid in a long time) and learn totall nothing apart from whether Hassan or Usman has loza.
Ee, have you heard of that place - 'Yardleys School' ? I heard that the bengali (fish) girl gave head.
Yardleys School by TheBestAce May 29, 2019
Its a great guy that can be athletic, strong, and funny. He can be very shy and humble and can be the best friend that you will ever have. However he can get really petty and mad but usually for the things that he loves and care about , for example for a significant other or people close to him. As a boyfriend he will protect you and make you happy and will make you feel like a Queen.
Hey yardley ive heard of you
Yardley by Darius sukem March 27, 2019

A freya yardley 

A amazing girl, with a bigg arse, always looks older than she is, always falls for guys with peircings loves the colour grey and liluc, is an amazing kisser, she's the sort of person that doesn't tend to tell people about what her and boys get up to at party, a sort of person that doesn't care about the concuences, can be a little rebellious, she's the sort of girl you"ll call at 11pm and she'll sneak out with a bottle of vodka... If you know "a freya yardley" then get to know her!
Ben; Omg dude did you see that girl at jimmys last night she was soo god damn piff
Sam; Ik dude she well amazing she's my sisters best mate
Ben; gonna get linked with that girl

Joe; dude ring a freya yardley she's got booze and she's peng
Isaac; it's like midnight she'll be asleep

Joe; nope she's awake we were texting earlier remember?
Isaac; oh yeah but won't she get in trouble?
Joe; no dude she's a freya yardley

Dylan; what do I get a freya yardley for her birthday?
Shop keeper; a bottle of vodka

Dylan; why?
Shop keeper; every freya yardley I know likes vodka

Fred; woohoo that girl last night you see the size of her booty
Jim; yeah that was freya yardley
Fred; gonna link that shit
A freya yardley by Immatureiouty23 August 19, 2013
A very idealic town outside of Philadelphia. It has a very historic and picturesque downtown area. Alot of people who work in the New York/New Jersey area choose to live here for the mayberryesque environment. It is 90% white and for some reason alot of the people who grew up there don't come back.
Kid 1: I'm bored, let's do something.

Kid 2: Do what?

Kid 3: Hmmm... as usual, all there is to do in Yardley is drugs or go into town and sit there.
Yardley by Mastermind Traveler April 8, 2010
the most boring place in the world. nothing ever happens.
i hope i dont end up living in yardley!
Yardley by stuck in yardley August 3, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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