Yearsley 

A term used as an insult in some parts of Maidstone that spread to other areas such as oxford and Dover.

This refers to a local legend of a white man with dreadlocks. The legend dates from the towns Nazi past when it was one of the towns in the UK to offer asylum to Nazis fleeing Germany after the WWII and the towns Jewish and Rastafarian populations united to protest against this and was victorious years later. The white man with dreadlocks has bizarrely now come to symbolize rape and Communism.

A recent campaign by the mayor of Maidstone has led to the image of a white man with dreadlocks being replaced with a more politically correct one of a pink elephant

Yearsley: Chekkiout
Dave: Fuck off
Yearley: Chekkiout
Dave: Go away Yearsley

Yearsley by Comi January 7, 2007

Raymond Douglas Yeabsley

There once was a myth, mere whispers in the wind that a great man had crushed the evil brooding in the world. He had been sent from the light unknown to cut though the damp darkness of the human heart. Born from celestial origin? We do not know. What we do know is his name:

Raymond Douglas Yeabsley

Since that day if something ridiculous has been seen or done it has been given a scaling system of ridiculousness:

Tame : Douglas
Mild : Ray Douglas/ Yeabley
Pretty wild: Ray dougie dougie Yeabsley
INSANE: RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY/ RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY

Tame: "I fell and cut my knee Douglasley"

Mild: " I slept with your mother"
"That's Ray Douglas"

Pretty Wild: "I slept with your father and mother in a satanic threesome"
"Fuck man, that's Ray dougi dougi Yeabley"

INSANE: "I just watched two girls one cup whilst pleasuring myself"
"Dude, that's RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY!!!! or RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY!!!!"

Raymond Douglas Yeabsley by Captain Banter May 21, 2008

yeardley 

a humble horse girl. loves drugs..also known as “the bartard” or “bardley.” needs dick on the reg..or else.

hey did you see yeardley tonight? she was so barred bruh!!!

yeardley by baaiiiirr December 2, 2017