The Yason is a species of human that spends an entire day learning to play the guitar and masturbating when a university assignment is due. The Yason is also a virgin. The Yason is a dumb species.

Jessie: Yo Mr White, you remember the yason we came across in ABQ last week?
Walt: Yes Jessie...he never applied himself. He had so much potential *sighs*.

The Yason by ilikeherbutshehasboyfriend May 2, 2019

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Yason

A walking dispensary.

Custy: Oye Yason, what strains you got?

Yason: All of it.

Yason by Dominadick December 23, 2016

yanson

Mr. Down fragger, cannot aim, braindead, no game sense

How was your Valorant game?
I did like "yanson"

yanson by Jungito July 7, 2020

yansong

yansong is a guy that is an introvert, someone who is afraid of taking rides and gets all nervous and cute. yansong is a guy that would be loved by a lot of people due to his great and adorable personality.

yansong is adorable.

yansong by thatgirlyoukindaknowwho April 23, 2018

yayson

A mexican way to say Jason its commonly said amongst those with a thick accent.

Chicano: "Have you see Jason around here?"
Chicano w/thick accent:"No I ave not seen yayson."

yayson by Namino Neitou Sama September 5, 2007

Yatton

A small racist village set in the majestic North Somerset countryside. Habited by either posh twats who work in Bristol and like the idea of living in the country or chavs who are looking for their next glue to sniff. Due to the historical location of Yatton it is surrounded by farmers who have nothing better to do than to take step ladders on the moors to get friendly with the local wildlife or plan ways to take down anyone who isn't local.
Very much a local town for local people.

I wouldn't live in Yatton if you paid me.

Yatton by monosoul January 14, 2013

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026