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A small racist village set in the majestic North Somerset countryside. Habited by either posh twats who work in Bristol and like the idea of living in the country or chavs who are looking for their next glue to sniff. Due to the historical location of Yatton it is surrounded by farmers who have nothing better to do than to take step ladders on the moors to get friendly with the local wildlife or plan ways to take down anyone who isn't local.
Very much a local town for local people.
I wouldn't live in Yatton if you paid me.
Yatton by monosoul January 14, 2013
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A cold yet sweet person. A great friend. Does not make too many bonds but keeps the few people close. Emotions are a little less but is sensitive. A Very good listener who can listen to your shit for hours. Composed and intelligent. Very skilled, good at almost everything. A little too realistic. Can be very sarcastic and will get under your skin easily. And lastly sexy.
Oh I wish I was friends with Yattin
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Yatton • yattonni • Yactons • Yantong • Yantono • Yatoni • yatonia • yatron • yatson • Yattin
She is a very nice person and the very best friend you could hope for. She's ticklish, laughs all the time and loves purple. Also a very good babysitter and knows how to deal with little kids.
"She's such a Yantong, you know,", I said to my friend one day.
Yantong by Dark Umbreon February 4, 2020

yattonni 

a girl. an evil girl
who has no friends
shes emo and cries everyday at school

how sad is it to get dumped by a guy using over a girl 2 years younger than you. wowwwwwww.
thats sad
anyways
. you can find these 'creatures' walking around by themselves or with a pack of girls just like them. theyre hair is always frizzy and dyed.
HAHAHA look at that yattonni!
HAHAHAHA SHES funny to laugh at.
yattonni by tim westbrooks October 19, 2008
Yactons are wannabe roadmen who smoke weed and vape, usually get bullied and abused by their parents.
Guy: "Look at those Yactons over there!"
Other Guy: "They're Cunts!"
Yactons by Dr Austism December 8, 2017
A tinder boys term for “tattoo”
Bro, look at my new gnarly tribal yattoo
yattoo by dinokaleluver March 13, 2020
A douche who tries to whoo women with his body
Jackson is a fucking yatson dude, what a fucking cuck!
yatson by I <3 black ppl April 22, 2020
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