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1. The damage that a Yarn Crawl does to your credit card.
2. What's left of the yarn store after a tour bus of marauding knitters and crocheters shows up for an impromptu Yarn Crawl.
Those biddies came in last weekend from upstate, and did some serious yarnage to the store--call the suppliers, we need to restock!
yarnage by jayteeminton January 26, 2009

short yardage package 

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.
"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"
"His yearnage was so strong for the victory."
Yearnage by duplicitist May 26, 2015
that game is yawnage
yawnage by X3R0 July 19, 2006
Any item or items used in one's yard, in abundance, for ornamental and decorative purposes that would be considered trashy by most peoples standards. It is a combination of the words yard and garbage. It is not to be confused with items often found in a hoarder's yard, as that is simply trash.
Her yard would look so much better if she didn't have so much yarbage. Who decorates their yard with flamingos and gnomes anyway?
Yarbage by cbranson November 21, 2010
A term used when attempting to sound well-versed in a sport you know nothing about - usually stated three times successively. In this context, Yardage as an arbitrary unit of measurement was coined by comedian and writer Dan Harmon (co-creator of Rick and Morty) during the Sports Corner segment of his Harmontown podcast.
Jeff: So Dan what do you think about the Steelers this season?
Dan: Jeff if I've said it before, I'll say it a thousand times. Yardage Yardage Yardage.

Jeff: The game was played today so what do you take away from the uh Falcons and the 49s.
Dan: Hate to sound like a broken record...yardage. You know? But you gotta keep that ball moving down the field.
Yardage by Harmonite November 28, 2018