Yarbage 

Any item or items used in one's yard, in abundance, for ornamental and decorative purposes that would be considered trashy by most peoples standards. It is a combination of the words yard and garbage. It is not to be confused with items often found in a hoarder's yard, as that is simply trash.

Her yard would look so much better if she didn't have so much yarbage. Who decorates their yard with flamingos and gnomes anyway?

Yarbage by cbranson November 21, 2010

Yarbage 

The fantasy football yardage points earned during garbage time.

Lookin' to get some serious yarbage points today!

Yarbage by Morgana570 September 12, 2021

Yarnage 

The action of having a standard chat - Aussie Slang

Lets get a massive group to go to the footy for maximum yarnage

Yarnage by Prento123 May 22, 2019

short yardage package 

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.

"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"

short yardage package by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013

yarnage 

1. The damage that a Yarn Crawl does to your credit card.
2. What's left of the yarn store after a tour bus of marauding knitters and crocheters shows up for an impromptu Yarn Crawl.

Those biddies came in last weekend from upstate, and did some serious yarnage to the store--call the suppliers, we need to restock!

yarnage by jayteeminton January 26, 2009

Yabage 

A type of New Yorker way of saying "garbage".

Man, get this guy outta here, he's yabage.

Yabage by Chris Cav August 16, 2012

yabbage 

A cheerful exclamation. Usually used in place of the words "yeah bitch" or "booyah."

After winning something: "YABBAGE!!"

yabbage by Christopher S November 25, 2005