yardstrip

An act of hazing in which the victim is grabbed, pulled onto a lawn, pinned down, and nuded. Best done at night, but always fun when lots of traffic is passing. Can take as many as six perpetrators, depending on how much the victim fights.

Dude, we totally yardstripped Winthrop last night, but we had to run when the neighbors called the cops.

by Caw April 23, 2006

Yardstick

A One Hundred Dollar Bill

“How much is that sack gonna run me?”

“Throw me a yardstick”

by meanstreetsreggie August 17, 2019

yardstick

a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore

holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"

by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007

Yardstain

A nickname for someone who has an infinite amount of style and swagger and is talented at most things he does.

You're so cool you're a yardstain.

by dhgfggjhdjhgfd February 6, 2009

yardstick

1. A real pain in the ass.
2. An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.

1. Tom: "I hate our 8:00am class!"
John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...."

2. Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess."
Child: "Then don't look at it!"
Mom: "Thats it I'm getting the yardstick."
Child: "No, no!! I'll clean it up!!!
Mom: "Thats what I thought you said.."

by cshannon17 March 7, 2010

yardstick

A measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. The stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches).

He used a yardstick to measure things.

by Dueck April 15, 2006

yardstick

used to decribe malboro 100s

wanna yardstick? they're all i got.

by djashburnmn October 2, 2007