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Yardstain

A nickname for someone who has an infinite amount of style and swagger and is talented at most things he does.
You're so cool you're a yardstain.
by dhgfggjhdjhgfd February 6, 2009
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Yardstick

How much is that sack gonna run me?”

“Throw me a yardstick”
by meanstreetsreggie August 17, 2019
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Yardsail

1. adjective; the act of forgetting, not doing or just plain old fucking up.
2. adjective; how one feels while or after doing to many drugs.
1. Fuck man i just yardsailed my job.
2. I'm so fucking yardsailed right now.
by ReseeZ October 1, 2010
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yardsailing

Yardsailing is the act of driving around town searching for yard sales.

Yardsailing is usually done by people who buy random things for a cheap price and sell on eBay for way more than what it's worth.

Yardsailing is also practiced by people who enjoy going to yard sales for the fun of it.

A person who goes yardsailing is known as a yardsailor. Yardsailors typically wake up early, search newspaper adds, and stay out till every last yard sale has been sailed.

Yardsailors are not to be confused with passerby's who stop at a yard sale just to have a look.
"Check out that yardsailor! Man, his car is filled to the top with old yard sale junk!"

"WAKE UP! WE'RE GOING YARDSAILING!"

"Who knew this crappy chair I got for 2 bucks would sell for 40 dollars on eBay! I'm glad I went yardsailing!"
by Sarah Jayne September 12, 2007
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YardSail

The act or art of biffing it while doing any kind of thrillsport. IE, motocross, snowboarding, wakeboarding, rock climbing. Etc. In most cases, the wreck is so significant, that a string of gear is slung in and or around the impact area simulating what is typically know as a (Yard Sale). However taking into consideration, that one is typically (sailing) prior to this now recognized art of the dynamic crash, the word YardSail was born.... Note- not to be confused with a Yard Sale.
Damn bro, it appears as though we have a slew of squids and rookies out here today. SURELY we will see some massive YardSails throughout the day.
by SdamiSalmi April 22, 2011
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yardstick

a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore
holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"
by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007
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Yankstain

An annoying American who feels the need to constantly assert their country's superiority, unaware that doing so actually demonstrates insecurity and self-doubt.

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And also wankstain
The internet has been full of Yankstains since "9/11," and if I have to read another badly-spelled piece of crap about how shit the French are, I swear I will take an aeroplane and crash it where the sun doesn't shine.
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