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Yardstain 

A nickname for someone who has an infinite amount of style and swagger and is talented at most things he does.
You're so cool you're a yardstain.
Yardstain by dhgfggjhdjhgfd February 6, 2009
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Yardstick 

“How much is that sack gonna run me?”

Throw me a yardstick”
Yardstick by meanstreetsreggie August 17, 2019

Yardsail 

1. adjective; the act of forgetting, not doing or just plain old fucking up.
2. adjective; how one feels while or after doing to many drugs.
1. Fuck man i just yardsailed my job.
2. I'm so fucking yardsailed right now.
Yardsail by ReseeZ October 1, 2010

yardsailing 

Yardsailing is the act of driving around town searching for yard sales.

Yardsailing is usually done by people who buy random things for a cheap price and sell on eBay for way more than what it's worth.

Yardsailing is also practiced by people who enjoy going to yard sales for the fun of it.

A person who goes yardsailing is known as a yardsailor. Yardsailors typically wake up early, search newspaper adds, and stay out till every last yard sale has been sailed.

Yardsailors are not to be confused with passerby's who stop at a yard sale just to have a look.
"Check out that yardsailor! Man, his car is filled to the top with old yard sale junk!"

"WAKE UP! WE'RE GOING YARDSAILING!"

"Who knew this crappy chair I got for 2 bucks would sell for 40 dollars on eBay! I'm glad I went yardsailing!"
yardsailing by Sarah Jayne September 12, 2007

YardSail 

The act or art of biffing it while doing any kind of thrillsport. IE, motocross, snowboarding, wakeboarding, rock climbing. Etc. In most cases, the wreck is so significant, that a string of gear is slung in and or around the impact area simulating what is typically know as a (Yard Sale). However taking into consideration, that one is typically (sailing) prior to this now recognized art of the dynamic crash, the word YardSail was born.... Note- not to be confused with a Yard Sale.
Damn bro, it appears as though we have a slew of squids and rookies out here today. SURELY we will see some massive YardSails throughout the day.
YardSail by SdamiSalmi April 22, 2011

yardstick 

a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore
holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"
yardstick by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007

Yankstain 

An annoying American who feels the need to constantly assert their country's superiority, unaware that doing so actually demonstrates insecurity and self-doubt.

See the definitions for America
And also wankstain
The internet has been full of Yankstains since "9/11," and if I have to read another badly-spelled piece of crap about how shit the French are, I swear I will take an aeroplane and crash it where the sun doesn't shine.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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