1) Diarrhea of the
mouth caused by a high level of arrogance from overexposure to pinstripes.
At the present
time, there is no cure for Yankeeolia. Symptoms include rampant bragging, loss of
reality and constant reference to past events which have no barring on the present. It is advised that contact be avoided with an individual infected with this disease as it is very contagious and can cause brain damage. Yankeeolia can effect any
man, woman and
child. It luckily has not been detected in domestic animals
2) An abnormally high level of arrogance associated with exposure to pinstripes that often leads to rash behavior, diarrhea of the mouth and an inability to consume alcohol safely after the 7th inning