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Yanega is a surname of the identical twin found in Pensylvania. Both Yanegas believe that they are stronger and more muscular than the other. Hence, it is a taboo to ask "who's more muscular?" unless you want to see a futile fight. The fight always stops by a ceasefire, time-out, or government interference (usually by government interference) but since the battle never ends with a winner, nobody knows who is the stronger Yanega.

Not to mention that they are equally weak.

Although they fight for the stronger sister, they are very close, and they look after each other all the time. In fact, they were never separated from each other for more than three days (until the incident happened). When they did, the little Y summoned a Niagara Fall from her mouth on the second floor of the school café by consuming too much alcohol. No you are not reading Greek myth right now, this is not a fiction. The author believes that the little Y can do the next Percey Jackson since she probably reincarnated from Poseidon.

Researchers have discovered that the little Y has a crush to Justin, a handsome dude from Vietnam. Therefore if you find a Yanega around Justin, that is most likely the little Y. However, there is a rumor that the big Y is also interested in Justin, thus identifying the twin may become impossible in the near future. Some intellectuals believe this chaotic triangle relationship may be a foreshadow of the new Twilight movie. Oh My Gandhi give me a break.
Me Hey Justin, is it true that little Y is stalking you?
Justin That's what I thought, but sometimes there are two Yanegas and I'm so confused who's stalking me!
Me No worries. Nobody knows how to identify the Yanegas. It's impossible.
Yanegas by East Asian Dog August 6, 2019
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When I grow up I want to be a Yanev
yanev by Lukaku69 November 22, 2013
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yanesa by Powerful March 19, 2018
The best, most loyal friend you could ever have. Usually a Cancer in terms of astrology, and a wonderful realist. She is amazing and wonderful and you couldn't wish for a more loyal and amazing friend. She is willing to do anything for you if she cares about you. She is beautiful and normally has short, dirty blonde hair with the most adorable little freckles.
"Bruh, Yanela is so cool and loyal! I wish I had a friend like that!!"
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Holds the most powerful people

A superior
You can be a yaneza
yaneza by Beblia March 19, 2021
Yanexa
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"dayummm did you see Yanexa today? she's looking hella fine!"

"see that pretty girl? she has to be a Yanexa."
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