Yanegas
Yanega is a surname of the identical twin found in Pensylvania. Both Yanegas believe that they are stronger and more muscular than the other. Hence, it is a taboo to ask "who's more muscular?" unless you want to see a futile fight. The fight always stops by a ceasefire, time-out, or government interference (usually by government interference) but since the battle never ends with a winner, nobody knows who is the stronger Yanega.
Not to mention that they are equally weak.
Although they fight for the stronger sister, they are very close, and they look after each other all the time. In fact, they were never separated from each other for more than three days (until the incident happened). When they did, the little Y summoned a Niagara Fall from her mouth on the second floor of the school café by consuming too much alcohol. No you are not reading Greek myth right now, this is not a fiction. The author believes that the little Y can do the next Percey Jackson since she probably reincarnated from Poseidon.
Researchers have discovered that the little Y has a crush to Justin, a handsome dude from Vietnam. Therefore if you find a Yanega around Justin, that is most likely the little Y. However, there is a rumor that the big Y is also interested in Justin, thus identifying the twin may become impossible in the near future. Some intellectuals believe this chaotic triangle relationship may be a foreshadow of the new Twilight movie. Oh My Gandhi give me a break.
Not to mention that they are equally weak.
Although they fight for the stronger sister, they are very close, and they look after each other all the time. In fact, they were never separated from each other for more than three days (until the incident happened). When they did, the little Y summoned a Niagara Fall from her mouth on the second floor of the school café by consuming too much alcohol. No you are not reading Greek myth right now, this is not a fiction. The author believes that the little Y can do the next Percey Jackson since she probably reincarnated from Poseidon.
Researchers have discovered that the little Y has a crush to Justin, a handsome dude from Vietnam. Therefore if you find a Yanega around Justin, that is most likely the little Y. However, there is a rumor that the big Y is also interested in Justin, thus identifying the twin may become impossible in the near future. Some intellectuals believe this chaotic triangle relationship may be a foreshadow of the new Twilight movie. Oh My Gandhi give me a break.
Me Hey Justin, is it true that little Y is stalking you?
Justin That's what I thought, but sometimes there are two Yanegas and I'm so confused who's stalking me!
Me No worries. Nobody knows how to identify the Yanegas. It's impossible.
Justin That's what I thought, but sometimes there are two Yanegas and I'm so confused who's stalking me!
Me No worries. Nobody knows how to identify the Yanegas. It's impossible.
Yanegas by East Asian Dog August 6, 2019
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