Yaneta

An ironic acronym meaning Yet Another Needless Excuse To Abbreviate. Used to mock those who insist on using text shorthand for anything they say, including phrases that are used little if ever.

Tool: ROFL TIL WTF ZOMGPWNSAUCE is inb4 n00b. TSIM, IJS.

Sane person: does it depress you that your only purpose in life is to find yanetas?

or, better:

Sane person: STFU w/ ur yanetas, SDMS asshole.

Yaneta by thinks before he types October 7, 2012

Yanegas 

Yanega is a surname of the identical twin found in Pensylvania. Both Yanegas believe that they are stronger and more muscular than the other. Hence, it is a taboo to ask "who's more muscular?" unless you want to see a futile fight. The fight always stops by a ceasefire, time-out, or government interference (usually by government interference) but since the battle never ends with a winner, nobody knows who is the stronger Yanega.

Not to mention that they are equally weak.

Although they fight for the stronger sister, they are very close, and they look after each other all the time. In fact, they were never separated from each other for more than three days (until the incident happened). When they did, the little Y summoned a Niagara Fall from her mouth on the second floor of the school café by consuming too much alcohol. No you are not reading Greek myth right now, this is not a fiction. The author believes that the little Y can do the next Percey Jackson since she probably reincarnated from Poseidon.

Researchers have discovered that the little Y has a crush to Justin, a handsome dude from Vietnam. Therefore if you find a Yanega around Justin, that is most likely the little Y. However, there is a rumor that the big Y is also interested in Justin, thus identifying the twin may become impossible in the near future. Some intellectuals believe this chaotic triangle relationship may be a foreshadow of the new Twilight movie. Oh My Gandhi give me a break.

Me] Hey Justin, is it true that little Y is stalking you?
Justin] That's what I thought, but sometimes there are two Yanegas and I'm so confused who's stalking me!
Me] No worries. Nobody knows how to identify the Yanegas. It's impossible.

Yanegas by East Asian Dog August 6, 2019

Yanet 

Yanet is a somewhat short girl who just likes to have fun! Yanet is has soany friends and is loved by everyone who meets her. She is the best girlfriend any guy could ever find. So anyone who let her go would reject waving et because she is a frat girlfriend, she gives great kisses, she'll do manly things with you like talk about sports and play video games, and most of all, she's great in bed;) Yanet is a great friend. She is great at keeping secrets(well...sometimes) but she is always keeping up with gossip. Yanet will tease you a lot but always end up with the same answer "just kidding". Even though she is always serious. Yanet loves to sing! A lot! It annoys other people but they'll get used to it sooner or later. Point is, Yanet is a great person to be around

Luis: Dude, I just found myself a Yanet
Cole: Really bruh

Luis: Yeah, she's the best Yanet I've ever found

Yanet by I.love.you.163 May 28, 2015

yaneth 

A sweet girl,a gorgeous/beautiful girl that everyone would love to have as a girlfriend she's so sweet to people and funny and cool everyone love her so much

Funny,cool,yaneth

yaneth by hernandez151 November 28, 2013

Yanet 

An amazing girl. She is somewhat short, has amazing hair, smells great, and has an amazing smile. She is just so....AMAZING. And she is a amazing girlfriend, very loving, great kisser, so sweet. She's intelligent and I LOVE HER SO MUCH. Yanet is AMAZING.

Raymond and has a girlfriend and she's so Yanet!!!!

Yanet by RM? March 27, 2015

Yanet 

The most amazing girl you can find. She is a really good friend and very beautiful. She has great taste in music and fashion and never looks weird.

I want a Yanet type if friend.

Yanet by Izzy_girl7102 January 8, 2017

Yanetse

The most adorable thing on this planet, she will be the sweetest thing you'll ever meet, and definately be the best girlfriend possible that won't do anything to annoy or make you mad. She is basically in other words perfect. Shes sometimes corny but in a cute way.

You should really meet Yanetse, she is the biggest sweetheart in this whole school.

Yanetse by Screampino June 10, 2011