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that whole Yale thing 

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
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Yale Michigan 

A small town full of hillbilly’s. Blink once and you’ll miss the shit town. Full of diesel trucks and tractors. Mostly farmers. Perfect environment for redneck truck drivers!

Yale Mary 

The act of applying to a prestigious university with a low acceptance rate (such as Harvard or Yale) without additionally applying to a designated "safety school" or having a back-up plan in case the chosen school does not accept the applicant-- similarly to the Hail Mary play in football.
"So what schools are you applying to?"
- "Just Princeton, yolo man..."
"What about your safety school man, that place has like a 10% acceptance rate!"
- "Nah man, I'm pulling a Yale Mary!"
Yale Mary by Letsmovetocanada November 20, 2013
Yardle is difficult to describe, as it encompasses many facets of life. To some it is a way of life, yet to others it is simply a strange word.

In its common form, it refers to a general fuckup, as in "pulling a yardle". However, it can also refer to a general attitude of not caring too much about small problems. Sometimes, it lacks any meaning at all.
John almost broke the bong, he totally pulled a yardle.
yardle by Yardel June 4, 2015
The greatest Hockey player of All time. Panthers Defensemen #3. In direct relationship to Harambe. Instead of yelling "KOBE!!!" While shooting a crumpled up quiz into the trash, you yell "YANDLE"
Responsible Student "I got a 92 on the English quiz
Bad Student "I got a 62"
{Bad Student Crumples quiz}
{Bad Student Notices trash can}
{Bad Student takes shot at trash can}
Bad Student "Yandle!!!"
{Bad Student Misses}
Entire Class "BOI!"
Yandle by BrotherNature60 September 15, 2016

The Yale Scale 

An all-inclusive hotness rating scale for females. It is a three-digit number, the first digit a 1-10 rating of the female's face, the second digit a 1/0 indication of whether or not you would tap that (1 being yes and 0 being no), and the third digit a 1-10 rating of the female's body.
*whistles* Wow, I'd say she's a 6-1-8 on The Yale Scale.

Really? I am not impressed. I think she's more of a 4-0-5.
The Yale Scale by NZCDCeleb July 10, 2011