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A sexual preference where you only fuck aliens
Guy: dude let’s fuck that chick

Guy 2: nah im not straight I’m a xur

Guy: the fuck
xur by Social_Otaku March 13, 2021
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Doctor Xur 

A whiny and suicidal pissbaby with raging mommy issues.

Also believes that he is a scientist.
"Doctor Xur is a real pain in the ass to deal with on a daily basis."
Doctor Xur by pissman2003 June 9, 2023
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xura • Xureck • xurphy • xur • xuraman • xuraya • xurbdic • xurbia • Xurco • Xure
Xurco is a model, he is pretty famous for his 6pack abs, he has had sex with people like kyle genner and mia khalifa.
Xurco is a hot sexy male
Xurco by Dilarae February 14, 2021
Fascist music artist which uploaded every friday until he eventually got all of his video taken down and perma-banned off of Jewtube.

A lot of his music like Revolt Against the Modern World has been reuploaded by a bunch of different channels, but they all have been taken down aswell by JewTube.

His music is about how the modern world is getting out of control, and how he wants to unite everyone to fight back against the modern world. His videos have now been re-uploaded by the youtube auto-gen bots. A lot of the comments on his videos are people with the same beliefs, trying to fill everyone with hope that the world will be fixed and that they all must fight against the current left wing world we are at.
Xurious is one of the artists we need in our current era.

Xurious made songs about our current world like Revolt against the Modern world or Men among the Ruins.

Never forget who you really are, as someday you are needed lurker.
Xurious by AgitatingAdmin October 29, 2020
A robotic pirate of cyberspace. With his beard in one hand and his wiimote in the other, Xury is most definitely cooler than the coolest person you know. He is often accused of being a high school girl due to his scent, as high school girls often rub their scent on him. Xury'z are characterized by their extreme personality and love for sins of the flesh. He is most likely the reason for your virginity.
Jesse: Woah! Did you see that kid on the skateboard?!
Wayne Brady: Yeah I did, ya little fucker. Total Xury.

Frankie Muniz: Jeezy Creezy, Xury! How on earth did you build a sand castle that big?!?
Xury: Shut up, faggot. *SLAP* I do it the vander way.
Xury by MarkTwain68 November 30, 2009
tuxbird aka lil white forehead bitch
Guy A: Do you watch Tuxbird?
Guy B: No I watch Xurbdic
xurbdic by AcidityBM September 22, 2020
A last remaining species of the Lolhobitnub's. The creature resides in the Lancaster area of the UK. Although very elusive the Xurion may be lured from its dwelling with a trap composed of cat hair and toothpicks. Once caught he will grant you one wish, but soon after vanish into thin air only leaving the lingering smell of old women. On certain days it is also likely to see the Xurion frolocking in the meadows of Lancaster with his boy-toy Zav
Holy shit! Did you just see the Xurion?!
Xurion by Lolket December 13, 2006
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