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A last remaining species of the Lolhobitnub's. The creature resides in the Lancaster area of the UK. Although very elusive the Xurion may be lured from its dwelling with a trap composed of cat hair and toothpicks. Once caught he will grant you one wish, but soon after vanish into thin air only leaving the lingering smell of old women. On certain days it is also likely to see the Xurion frolocking in the meadows of Lancaster with his boy-toy Zav
Holy shit! Did you just see the Xurion?!
Xurion by Lolket December 13, 2006
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Fascist music artist which uploaded every friday until he eventually got all of his video taken down and perma-banned off of Jewtube.

A lot of his music like Revolt Against the Modern World has been reuploaded by a bunch of different channels, but they all have been taken down aswell by JewTube.

His music is about how the modern world is getting out of control, and how he wants to unite everyone to fight back against the modern world. His videos have now been re-uploaded by the youtube auto-gen bots. A lot of the comments on his videos are people with the same beliefs, trying to fill everyone with hope that the world will be fixed and that they all must fight against the current left wing world we are at.
Xurious is one of the artists we need in our current era.

Xurious made songs about our current world like Revolt against the Modern world or Men among the Ruins.

Never forget who you really are, as someday you are needed lurker.
Xurious by AgitatingAdmin October 29, 2020
Related Words
Xurion xarion Xerion xorionna Xuiony xurinis Xurintyz Xurious Xurnon Xurong
Adjective: Sleepy; tired. Meaning to go to sleep
Mom, I'm very xurnon and want to go to bed.
Xarion is a guy with many faces. He will never back down to a challenge; which can lead to good and bad. He doesn’t like to open up but he will to the right person but will swear he was “just venting.” The people close to him know the kind heart that he behold;s that sometimes the outside world can’t see. He is a hard worker in what he care about and will put time and effort into what he believes in.
Girl: Xarion is a character

GF: Trust me there is more to Xarion then the what he puts out.
xarion by The_unknown27 November 17, 2019
A wolf species that refuses to go extinct under any circumstances
The Xurintyz over there just killed my entire team by himself
Xurintyz by Alex Rodriguez-Martniez January 13, 2021
The next level of an alpha male, the ultimate giga chad that not only overwhelms women with his testosterone but every living creature. Every woman wants to be with him and every guy wants to be him
Wow this guy is such a sigma male, he has to be Xurinis
xurinis by IR8E O 8EIOS November 20, 2021
a big fag that thinks his name is cool but it actually isn’t
nobody:

Xuiony: my name is so cool

CHUNKYNIG: hold my beer, fuck you xuiony you gay nigga faggot cunt
Xuiony by griffin is mega gay April 15, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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