Xterra 

The Ultimate 4x4 from Nissan designed to show Jeep owners that they are not special but just a bunch of people who conform to each other.

I'm gonna drive my Xterra over that sheep of yours.

Xterra by Westley E December 5, 2007

Xterra 

A SEXY suv from Nissan that truely should have it's name changed to SexTerra

Look at that fine Xterra (SexTerra)

Xterra by S to the Teve September 18, 2007

silver xterra 

Sweet ass ride, only driven by real hot studs who know how to treat bitches right. Beeeeatch!!!

Damn dude, did you see that fly silver Xterra and the dirty ho in the front seat?

silver xterra by Snoop July 29, 2003

Red Xterra 

the Homosexual of the Xterra family, Bought by closet fags and colorblind soccermoms with no taste

That Red Xterra sure makes the gay rainbow look proud

Red Xterra by Lardnapkin July 29, 2003

Nissan xterra

Ohh man. The nissan xterra. For people who cant afford a toyota and are smart enough not to get a jeep, the nissan xterra had 2 model years official model years, but 3 styles.

2000-2004 - the first xterras, relatively reliable had 2 front ends the square light and bugeye these came with the 2.4l i4, 3.3l v6, and a fucking SUPERCHARGED 3.3l v6, because who doesnt love a little bitta whining from your car when your spouse already does that

2005-2008 - sketchy year of the xterra, they usually get this fucking thing called SMOD which is where the radiator fluid mixes with the tranny fluid and it fucks the transmission to death. And the timing chain tentioner guide could fuck up cus of the guide is FUCKING PLASTIC, the engine options for this were the vq40de, but it wasnt “solved”

2009 - the first year of the facelift, same issues as the non facelift

2010-2015 - the relatively safe years of xterras, feturing the 4.0 vq40DE that had all the issues solved for the most part, just do oil changes and youre peachy.

Now that we got all the fun stuff outta the way lets break into the other bullshittery. Money. How much money does it take to fill up this beast

Well, at the time of writing this it is 50 bucks for a full tank and it drinks gas like a alchoholic drinks coors lite or jack Daniels. It drinks. So be prepared to crack into your collage fund or whatever to fuel this absolute tank.

Trail goer #1 - “hey is that tom in his new SUV? What is that?”

Trail goer #2 - “doesnt look like a 4-runner to me”

Tom - “you guys like my Nissan Xterra?”

(Im not writing a whole fucking comic)

Nissan xterra by Bing Cott June 29, 2025

X-Terra 

A SEXY suv from Nissan that truely should have it's name changed to SexTerra

Did you see that hot new X-Terra Abbey was driving?
Oh, you mean the SexTerra?

X-Terra by absteroonie March 15, 2009

xerra 

The most amazing person in the world is funny but can be serious at times

Hey xerra your soo funny Xerra: thanks I try

xerra by Skyelove04 March 5, 2017