xelaz!
THE ABSOLUTE BEST MUSICIAN IN THE UNDERGROUND. HE IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE AND BY THE NATURE OF GOD HE HAS BEEN SENT TO BLESS THE PEOPLE THROUGH VARIOUS, SOOTHING FREQUENCIES.
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kebert xela
Alex Trebek: Alright, let's see the answers. Mayor West has 'kebert xela'
<Trebek vanishes into thin air>
<Trebek vanishes into thin air>
kebert xela by Andy DuFresne August 31, 2008
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kebert xela
to do something for laughs when you have nothing else to lose.
Jared Cohen did this on Jeopardy when he was in last place and didnt know the answer in Final Jeopardy.
Jared Cohen did this on Jeopardy when he was in last place and didnt know the answer in Final Jeopardy.
Frank did so badly on his last exam that he pulled a kebert xela just to get his instructor to laugh.
kebert xela by Kronni January 7, 2008
Xela
Xela is a person. One whom hates the way society is now. There cool, passionate, and at times they will tell you when you need to stfu. They love to write stories, read books and listen to very very loud ass music that’ll most likely burst there eardrums in half. They make music.. it touches there soul ig. If you have a xela, keep them fr… they’ll listen to your problems and you should listen to theres too.. they have a lot to say.. they’ll take the time to hang out with you.. even if they hate the feeling of social interaction. If there head is not in there stories that they right it’s probably on there play station or with there bsf. Xela is mighty cool. He has twists, ones he swears is longer than anyones.. he is hella tall. Bro can reach nirvana fr. He likes juice and doesn’t like trying out new things.. they enjoy seafood but can’t stand lobster… they also hate the idea of therapeutic music and romance songs. If you ever lose a xela, I feel bad for you.. nobody and I mean no one.. can ever beat the friendship or close bond you’d have with xela.
“wow there goes xela again… always with those headphones…”
“ he probably listening to some gay shit.”
“ he probably listening to some gay shit.”
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