wytze

Iemand die U graag in de kont zou willen neuken...

Aardige spontane geile jongeman

by anaalplug March 11, 2004

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Koe Wetzel

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!

by T~$w@G July 29, 2018

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wyze

What they call wise people in the hood

Whoa dude! You're such a wyze guy!

by moogleoogle April 6, 2021

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Wetzel pretzel

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole

Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”

by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020

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Wetzel

An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex

Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.

by Jwetz August 6, 2014

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