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To fuck, make love.

Also: verneuken, which means to fuck up
Ik ga je anaal neuken vanavond, means, I will do you in the butt tonight.
neuken by Goldie December 28, 2005
Words you can keep
To screw. Mess with. Dutch use it most often in casual manner, though now famous in Europe as well.
Neuken in de keuken met mien Schatje. - Dutch. , Don't ever neuken with that pussy.
neuken by Bharat Bhushan January 16, 2004

neuken in de keuken

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.
Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"

wil je neuken in de keuken 

tourist in a restaurant: wil je neuken in de keuken, mag ik wat melk?
ober: ja lekker aaaaaghhhhhhh

neuenschwander 

Neuenschwander is the most epic last name ever. It means athletic and sexier than all.
G1: look at that Neuenschwander, I want him so bad.

G2: No he's mine back off

(Fight will soon break out)

Newkenwilly 

A "Newkenwilly" is a slang word from the Sacramento Ca area. It is when a man uses a woman for a piece of ass and nothing else. Getting his "willy" wet and moving on to a "new" peice is usually what earns a man this name.
"I drove 45 minutes to take him food and a piece of ass. When he was done I was asked to leave."
Newkenwilly by CP Booty Call March 30, 2004

neuenfeldt 

The family in which produces the most ultimate superior men.
Only the most superior men in the world originated from the Neuenfeldt Clan.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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