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To screw. Mess with. Dutch use it most often in casual manner, though now famous in Europe as well.
Neuken in de keuken met mien Schatje. - Dutch. , Don't ever neuken with that pussy.
neuken by Bharat Bhushan January 16, 2004

neuken in de keuken

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.
Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"

wil je neuken in de keuken 

tourist in a restaurant: wil je neuken in de keuken, mag ik wat melk?
ober: ja lekker aaaaaghhhhhhh

neuenschwander 

Neuenschwander is the most epic last name ever. It means athletic and sexier than all.
G1: look at that Neuenschwander, I want him so bad.

G2: No he's mine back off

(Fight will soon break out)

Newkenwilly 

A "Newkenwilly" is a slang word from the Sacramento Ca area. It is when a man uses a woman for a piece of ass and nothing else. Getting his "willy" wet and moving on to a "new" peice is usually what earns a man this name.
"I drove 45 minutes to take him food and a piece of ass. When he was done I was asked to leave."
Newkenwilly by CP Booty Call March 30, 2004

neuenfeldt 

The family in which produces the most ultimate superior men.
Only the most superior men in the world originated from the Neuenfeldt Clan.