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Wythenshawe 

A town in Manchester, United Kingdom. We are not all little scrotes who have guns and knives, although most of us do. We have nice houses, and some of us are quite weathly, not a lot of us though. We don't go to ASDA at 9 in the morning, with our double buggies in our pajamas getting milk, although most of us do. We don't all have children at 15 and don't leave school without any GCSE's or A-Levels, most of us do though. And we don't all speak like Liam Gallagher, although..

Yeah we do speak like Liam Gallagher.
We are Mancunians, and proud.
Person 1-YES BLUDRIN HOWS IT GOIN
Person 2-SOUND SOUND FAM, WHAT IS U DOING TODAY
Person 3-WAGWAN ME BROS
Person 1-GOIN PEACOCKS IN CIVIC DEN BUYING A HAPPY MEAL
Girl 1-Ah, I'm 13, im in labour, help.
Normal Person-WELCOME TO WYTHENSHAWE.
Wythenshawe by theurbanmessenger February 17, 2013
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Wythenshawe 

Wythenshawe/wythy is a town in Manchester, second biggest council estate in Europe and you would not want to live there... or go or even look there, every street is a disgrace and you can smell marijuana 24/7, scallys walk around the streets looking for beef because there bored of there living as low-life's, girls loose there virginity at 13 and have a terrible attitude, most girls from here act sweet trying to hide it but trust me we know your secrets, guys try to get in any girls pants here because everyone's vulnerable around them, if I were you I would stay out of this town because the wythenshawe kids are like a firework, one little trigger like a rumour or anything small, BOOM! It all kicks off and everyone suddenly becomes involved in wythenshawe cause once again there bored, they usually target people from the "posh" areas (like timperly, altrincham, broadeith and sale etc.) because those kids are too good for them and the wythenshawe chavs don't like that, and if your reading this from wythenshawe, go fuck yourself😉
Posh kid 1: don't go to wythenshawe I heard it's full of scums and slags
Posh kid 2: I know right I accidentally got the bus 11 not realising it would take me round there and trust me, worst moment ever
Wythenshawe kid: yo what you saying batty boy*whilst smoking a spliff and holding a knife towards the posh kids*
Wythenshawe by Wythenshawe June 1, 2018
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Wythenshaw

A small, crummy town in south Manchester with high rates of ABOS. Population including chavs, pregnant teenagers, and the unfortunate people who have no choice to live there.

Plenty of greenland in the area, including a woodland no one goes through, and grass areas where people lost there homes when there was almost a tram system installed. Plenty of public transport, to take people away than bring people in. This is definetly the last outpost of crud before cheshire, although conversly, is also a warning to those entering manchester.
:Where do you come from?
;Wythenshaw, south Manchester
:Whats it like?
;You don't wanna know

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026