by Nate Knowles December 3, 2006
Get the wyoold mug.A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.
by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004
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Noun, verb, adjective, pet name or term of endearment specifically used by English Soccer players when referring to a team mate or situation involving unusually small male genitalia. Often used as a hashtag (#) on Twitter by various professional English Soccer Leagues.
*Note that the number of o's used corresponds inversely with the size of the genitalia in question.
*Note that the number of o's used corresponds inversely with the size of the genitalia in question.
Tweeted by @BenHamer21 of Charlton athletic at 3:05PM on 4/5/2012: "@JemKaracan @seanmorrison_91 get following these Woooooldys! Pair of World Beaters!" - in reference to the known habit of @BenHamer21 to touch his genitals in public places.
"You're a wooldy mate"
"Porridge was good last night brother...woodly!"
"You're a wooldy mate"
"Porridge was good last night brother...woodly!"
by Charltonfan22 November 11, 2012
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Get the Wooldridge mug.Little is known of Wooldridges as they are a minority perticulary in Eastern continents of the World. The defonition of a Wooldridge is a gypsy that feels compelled to burn down his/her own campsite. Although the exact reasons for this are unknown (reasons differ from Wooldridge to Wooldridge) many Wooldridges feel it necessary to begin new lives as homeowners in residential areas around the UK. However groups of Wooldidges may partake in an activity known as Dridge. Which appears to be unique to this sect of the gypsy community.
Strangely, most Wooldridges seem to be fairly timid and withdrawn from most social interaction. This is in complete contrast to the average gypsy and the reasons for this are also unknown.
Many Wooldridges appear to migrate to the Pontypool area of South Wales where they will attempt to begin their life as a normal citizen. Unfortunately for Wooldridges they usualy find friendships to be unstable. This is most likely due to the differences between them and other people. Wooldridges have; low self asteem, often have wierd behaviour, filthy and strange habits.
Many people in the community try to distance themselves from Wooldridges as they can potentialy cause emotional/moral trouble to all involved with them. This usualy found to be nearly impossible as they have an extreme tendancy to follow their "friends" wherever they may go. They also try to be more like those around them by behaving like those around them whoever they may be.
<RECOMENDATIONS>
It is strongly recomended that all that have began to socialise with a Wooldridge cease all interaction immediately to avoid the dire consequences that are to follow. If you notice a Wooldridge as moved into your are you should move as soon as possible. Perticularly if you are a parent with small children.
Strangely, most Wooldridges seem to be fairly timid and withdrawn from most social interaction. This is in complete contrast to the average gypsy and the reasons for this are also unknown.
Many Wooldridges appear to migrate to the Pontypool area of South Wales where they will attempt to begin their life as a normal citizen. Unfortunately for Wooldridges they usualy find friendships to be unstable. This is most likely due to the differences between them and other people. Wooldridges have; low self asteem, often have wierd behaviour, filthy and strange habits.
Many people in the community try to distance themselves from Wooldridges as they can potentialy cause emotional/moral trouble to all involved with them. This usualy found to be nearly impossible as they have an extreme tendancy to follow their "friends" wherever they may go. They also try to be more like those around them by behaving like those around them whoever they may be.
<RECOMENDATIONS>
It is strongly recomended that all that have began to socialise with a Wooldridge cease all interaction immediately to avoid the dire consequences that are to follow. If you notice a Wooldridge as moved into your are you should move as soon as possible. Perticularly if you are a parent with small children.
Theres a Wooldridge at my doorstep
I said "hi" to a Wooldridge and now it wont leave me alone
Some Wooldridges have moved next door
That Wooldridge followed me home...again
Why does this Wooldridge copy everything I do
Some Wooldridges have reterned from a night out, I guess everyone as fun up the Dridge!
I said "hi" to a Wooldridge and now it wont leave me alone
Some Wooldridges have moved next door
That Wooldridge followed me home...again
Why does this Wooldridge copy everything I do
Some Wooldridges have reterned from a night out, I guess everyone as fun up the Dridge!
by Tommy Tynan July 2, 2008
Get the Wooldridge mug.A man who thinks that he knows everything. A man who cheats in uno someone who likes the color blue someone who thinks that his name means king.
by Nisa1313 October 2, 2017
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