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Noun, verb, adjective, pet name or term of endearment specifically used by English Soccer players when referring to a team mate or situation involving unusually small male genitalia. Often used as a hashtag (#) on Twitter by various professional English Soccer Leagues.
*Note that the number of o's used corresponds inversely with the size of the genitalia in question.
Tweeted by @BenHamer21 of Charlton athletic at 3:05PM on 4/5/2012: "@JemKaracan @seanmorrison_91 get following these Woooooldys! Pair of World Beaters!" - in reference to the known habit of @BenHamer21 to touch his genitals in public places.

"You're a wooldy mate"

"Porridge was good last night brother...woodly!"
Wooldy by Charltonfan22 November 11, 2012
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I like steel coaster, but I prefer the classic woody.
see also woodie
woody by kwood4800 May 6, 2006

woody fingers

Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer
'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'

'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
woody fingers by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014
A noise emitted from putting too much emphasis on wooly, as in a wooly sweater. It came from the Mortal Kombat character Quan Chi, who shouts it as while he does one of his moves.

Woolay is a word you may shout, and nobody will understand it except people who also played as quan chi for more than five minutes. It may also be used as a battle cry before doing something.
Quan Chi: WOOLAY!
*hypnotizes enemy into snapping their own neck*

Me:WOOLAY!
*begins running a marathon*
Woolay by quan cheese April 27, 2012

Wooly bobos 

Slang term for testicles. More than likely it is an unshaven, unkempt, not manscaped pair of testicles. Hence the wooly.
In the summer I need to be careful prior to sitting. Don't want to accidently crush my wooly bobos.
Wooly bobos by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023
The location of wood behind the Ag-Building at West Muskingum High School
"Fuck Showalter, Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"

"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"

"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"

"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"
Woodyard by Joshua Showalter May 24, 2008

woodyized 

the process of male genitalia going from limp to rock hard from a thought, image, or by the touch.
shizzy, that stripper bending over just got me woodyized.
woodyized by Dr.B0B June 21, 2006
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