Wooldridge

To be found drunk in strange places

I did a Wooldridge last night, woke up in Clare ;)

Wooldridge by Librarycrew February 25, 2011

Wooldridge

Little is known of Wooldridges as they are a minority perticulary in Eastern continents of the World. The defonition of a Wooldridge is a gypsy that feels compelled to burn down his/her own campsite. Although the exact reasons for this are unknown (reasons differ from Wooldridge to Wooldridge) many Wooldridges feel it necessary to begin new lives as homeowners in residential areas around the UK. However groups of Wooldidges may partake in an activity known as Dridge. Which appears to be unique to this sect of the gypsy community.
Strangely, most Wooldridges seem to be fairly timid and withdrawn from most social interaction. This is in complete contrast to the average gypsy and the reasons for this are also unknown.
Many Wooldridges appear to migrate to the Pontypool area of South Wales where they will attempt to begin their life as a normal citizen. Unfortunately for Wooldridges they usualy find friendships to be unstable. This is most likely due to the differences between them and other people. Wooldridges have; low self asteem, often have wierd behaviour, filthy and strange habits.
Many people in the community try to distance themselves from Wooldridges as they can potentialy cause emotional/moral trouble to all involved with them. This usualy found to be nearly impossible as they have an extreme tendancy to follow their "friends" wherever they may go. They also try to be more like those around them by behaving like those around them whoever they may be.
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It is strongly recomended that all that have began to socialise with a Wooldridge cease all interaction immediately to avoid the dire consequences that are to follow. If you notice a Wooldridge as moved into your are you should move as soon as possible. Perticularly if you are a parent with small children.

Theres a Wooldridge at my doorstep

I said "hi" to a Wooldridge and now it wont leave me alone

Some Wooldridges have moved next door

That Wooldridge followed me home...again

Why does this Wooldridge copy everything I do

Some Wooldridges have reterned from a night out, I guess everyone as fun up the Dridge!

Wooldridge by Tommy Tynan July 2, 2008

ollie wooldridge 

The best looking person anybody could find way better than Luke, Owen, Michael and joe

Ollie Wooldridge is the best at everything

ollie wooldridge by Better than Luke December 5, 2021

Megan Wooldridge

A Platinum Girl Thats From Kansas. Shes Barbie. Wavy Hair And Loves Timyy. Shes Loves It When You Call Her Platinum

Did You See Megan Wooldridge Last Night?
Yes The Platinum Got To Her!

Megan Wooldridge by zack springer May 3, 2008

Charlie wooldridge 

He is a twit

Charlie Wooldridge is a twit

Charlie wooldridge by Uio April 22, 2018

Megan Wooldridge

the definition of snake. Cannot be trusted and must be guarded around friend's boyfriends. WARNING- she will pounce when unattended.

Did you really shag her bf?? Oh you've really done a Megan Wooldridge there haven't you!

Megan Wooldridge by nastygallie May 13, 2018

Woodbridge Middle School 

Hell... worse place on earth, full of ghetto ass bitches and lots of thots that decide to walk like they have scoliosis, pretty sure we’re gonna get shot up and don’t EVER go here.

Woodbridge middle school sucks ass

Woodbridge Middle School by Thattttttbitchhhh May 23, 2019