wancles 

a wanna be cancle; when the ankle is fatty

Man! Monica has huge wancles!

"That lady had fine wancles" said desperate jonathan.

wancles by Jojo schmo June 27, 2005

wanlessing 

Gaining sexual pleasure from tricking someone into searching for a fictional term for an unspecified sexual act.

"Next you'll be saying you did a double smurf cannon last night."

"What's that?"

"Never heard of double smurf cannon?"

"No"

"Don't Google that"

They then go search the term, and upon reporting that they couldn't find it, the other person gets off on it, i.e. wanlessing.

wanlessing by vego August 10, 2012

Wankles 

When the end of your shirt sleeves flare out as if you have fat wrists. It is like cankles of the wrist.

"Dude look at that girl's wankles, they're HUGE!"

Wankles by Moo Moo Dress February 15, 2008

cankles wankles 

it means your actual dog shit at a game

yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team

cankles wankles by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021

wankless affair 

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

wankless affair by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

wankless task by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wangless 

A gaysian man, usually overweight, who is so fruity that he probably doesn't get any action.

Did you see that wangless guy at H&M? His round belly and tight pink t-shirt do not work at all for him.

wangless by kittyeggrolls December 26, 2007