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wunkle my uncle 

When you want some someone to wake up and then beat up your uncle.
Guy 1:DARN DANGIT! GO WUNKLE MY UNCLE JARED!
Guy 2: Ok I shall have him down by 5:00!
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Henry Winkler

The brown eye of a transsexual taking a wink at you because his junk is on the other side. She looks like a she but she may be a Henry.
eyyy its cool you're a tranny - Henry or Henrietta - wink wink Henry Winkler...In the upside down that might not frown--I've seen stranger things.
Henry Winkler by calcactus October 18, 2018
This is a reference - used by mothers- to refer to the common periwinkle (a type of shellfish, resembling a small snail, and commonly found on shores in the northern hemisphere) and how much the contents of the shell resemble a little boys penis.
Kevin, don’t forget to give your winkle a good shake after you’ve had a wee-wee!’
Winkle by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023

Ripping a van winkle 

To intend to take a short nap, but end up sleeping for a much longer period. Refers to the story of Rip Van Winkle who fell asleep for a hundred years.
I meant to take a quick nap before my next class but I ended up ripping a van winkle and missing my midterm.

Winklejane 

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a vagina.
Yo, baby girl. Trust me. You won't be disappointed. I've been known to Winklejane a boo all damn night.
Winklejane by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011

winkle picker 

Apparently an old phrase used to describe shoes with very narrow toe at end.
I was wearing my new winkle pickers.
winkle picker by Rob1976 July 28, 2008