wufflenut 

An incredible sexual feat in which a man gives anal to a women and just before he cums he pulls out and blows his load on a waffle which he then gives to his partner

Man I gave Emma an amazing wufflenut last night man

Really!??

Yeah man she loves them

wufflenut by Big cheif kookomas July 11, 2016

Fufflenuts 

Fufflenuts is a word used when you make a humiliating and/or painful mistake.

Oh fufflenuts, I dropped the Tv.

Oh fufflenuts I dropped my iPad on the driveway.

Fufflenuts by Funfuffle22 May 7, 2017

Wafflenuts 

Medical condition of the nut sack causing a resemblance to a waffle from wearing lined swimming shorts too long.

I need to get out of this canoe and air out my burning wafflenuts.

Wafflenuts by Raccoon Stabber April 12, 2016

wafflebutt 

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.

That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.

wafflebutt by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006

Wafflenator 

A Person Who likes waffles, a Weapon that turns people into a waffle commonly found where squidi is found.

1. The Wafflenator 5637-G (This is Both a Person I knows nickname and an Imaginary Weapon of mass waffles

Wafflenator by Person Named Bob October 10, 2004

Wufflepuff 

An imitation of awesomeness.

Ken: Sarah, wasn't that cookie awesome?
Sarah: No Ken, it was just a wufflepuff, nothing like a limited edition Oero.

Wufflepuff by Rockstar Princess November 2, 2008

wafflebutt 

"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.

"Hey, wafflebutt! Get off your ass and do something!"

wafflebutt by vipaka January 11, 2008