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Fufflenuts 

Fufflenuts is a word used when you make a humiliating and/or painful mistake.
Oh fufflenuts, I dropped the Tv.

Oh fufflenuts I dropped my iPad on the driveway.
Fufflenuts by Funfuffle22 May 7, 2017

Wafflenuts 

Medical condition of the nut sack causing a resemblance to a waffle from wearing lined swimming shorts too long.
I need to get out of this canoe and air out my burning wafflenuts.
Wafflenuts by Raccoon Stabber April 12, 2016

wafflebutt 

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.
That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.
wafflebutt by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006

Wafflenator 

A Person Who likes waffles, a Weapon that turns people into a waffle commonly found where squidi is found.
1. The Wafflenator 5637-G (This is Both a Person I knows nickname and an Imaginary Weapon of mass waffles
Wafflenator by Person Named Bob October 10, 2004

Wufflepuff 

Ken: Sarah, wasn't that cookie awesome?
Sarah: No Ken, it was just a wufflepuff, nothing like a limited edition Oero.
Wufflepuff by Rockstar Princess November 2, 2008

wafflebutt 

"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.
"Hey, wafflebutt! Get off your ass and do something!"
wafflebutt by vipaka January 11, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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