Skip to main content

wafflebutt

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.
That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.
by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006
mugGet the wafflebutt mug.

wafflebutt

"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.
"Hey, wafflebutt! Get off your ass and do something!"
by vipaka January 11, 2008
mugGet the wafflebutt mug.

Xandir P. Wifflebottom

Xandir is a stereotype of a homosexual man on the Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together".
He had come out of the closet in the episode "Gay Bash" from season one and has had a LOT of Gay Sex (And I mean a LOT- Huge, HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT). He's also been with Captain Hero's friend Tim Thomason (which is debatably Captain Hero in disguise), and is hurt numerous times throughout the series mainly by Captain Hero.

And, he is possibly the best character on the show.
"Oh, Fuck Me."

~Xandir P. Wifflebottom
by TotalFandamonium August 7, 2010
mugGet the Xandir P. Wifflebottom mug.

wafflecunt

a term referring to any vagina clouded with uncertainty, or possible cause of concern.
Mike: Dude that girl is way too hot to be prude.
Chris: Yeah she is definatly a wafflecunt.
by KNUMBA1 December 9, 2008
mugGet the wafflecunt mug.

Wafflenuts

Medical condition of the nut sack causing a resemblance to a waffle from wearing lined swimming shorts too long.
I need to get out of this canoe and air out my burning wafflenuts.
by Raccoon Stabber April 12, 2016
mugGet the Wafflenuts mug.

waffle butt

Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.
We've been sitting out here so long, I've got waffle butt.
by Sarepta May 13, 2006
mugGet the waffle butt mug.

Waffleburger

A Waffleburger is a burger that is in the shape of a waffle. Developed by Michael Farinacci in the early 1970's. The waffling or cells of the waffleburger trap the condiments and keep them from squeezing out thereby enhacing the flavors of the burger. www.waffleburger.com is the web site to read more about the history of the Waffleburger.
www.waffleburger.com
by Yes Lover of Burgers January 20, 2012
mugGet the Waffleburger mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email