wafflebutt 

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.

That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.

wafflebutt by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006

wafflebutt 

"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.

"Hey, wafflebutt! Get off your ass and do something!"

wafflebutt by vipaka January 11, 2008

Xandir P. Wifflebottom 

Xandir is a stereotype of a homosexual man on the Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together".
He had come out of the closet in the episode "Gay Bash" from season one and has had a LOT of Gay Sex (And I mean a LOT- Huge, HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT). He's also been with Captain Hero's friend Tim Thomason (which is debatably Captain Hero in disguise), and is hurt numerous times throughout the series mainly by Captain Hero.

And, he is possibly the best character on the show.

"Oh, Fuck Me."

~Xandir P. Wifflebottom

Xandir P. Wifflebottom by TotalFandamonium August 7, 2010

wafflecunt 

a term referring to any vagina clouded with uncertainty, or possible cause of concern.

Mike: Dude that girl is way too hot to be prude.
Chris: Yeah she is definatly a wafflecunt.

wafflecunt by KNUMBA1 December 9, 2008

Wafflenuts 

Medical condition of the nut sack causing a resemblance to a waffle from wearing lined swimming shorts too long.

I need to get out of this canoe and air out my burning wafflenuts.

Wafflenuts by Raccoon Stabber April 12, 2016

waffle butt 

Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.

We've been sitting out here so long, I've got waffle butt.

waffle butt by Sarepta May 13, 2006

Waffleburger 

A Waffleburger is a burger that is in the shape of a waffle. Developed by Michael Farinacci in the early 1970's. The waffling or cells of the waffleburger trap the condiments and keep them from squeezing out thereby enhacing the flavors of the burger. www.waffleburger.com is the web site to read more about the history of the Waffleburger.

www.waffleburger.com

Waffleburger by Yes Lover of Burgers January 20, 2012