Wafflenuts 

Medical condition of the nut sack causing a resemblance to a waffle from wearing lined swimming shorts too long.

I need to get out of this canoe and air out my burning wafflenuts.

Wafflenuts by Raccoon Stabber April 12, 2016

Wafflenuts 

Wafflenuts are the small bits of poo that men (and some women!) get stuck on the end of their arsehole hairs. Often caused by lacklustre wiping of the bumcrack.

Well, Jim, I'm afraid you have such an advanced case of wafflenuts that incineration of the anal beard is the only viable option.

Wafflenuts by Pikeyfromstaines April 24, 2005

wafflets 

1-A baby waffle
2-The beginning form of a waffle
3-A young waffle, prior to being toasted and prior to syrup.
4-I mythical beast, once believed to live in southern canada, but more recently believed to live in freezers.

1- Aww, this wafflet is so cute! It still has a diaper!
2- This waffle is so white and still has legs, it must be a wafflet!
3- This waffle is so cold and white.. hmm.. this here appears to be a waffle!
4- Don't move, I believe I just saw a wafflet in that draw of your freezer. THERE IT IS AGAIN! OMFGEESES, RUN!

wafflets by XIII a.k.a. GOD July 6, 2005

Waffleausea 

The feeling you get after you just ate one too many bites of your delicious syrup soaked waffle when you knew you were already far passed full.

Oh man, I wish I didn't eat that last bite of my pancakes. I've got waffleausea.

Waffleausea by Jennysioux November 7, 2014

wafflebutt 

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.

That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.

wafflebutt by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006

Wafflenator 

A Person Who likes waffles, a Weapon that turns people into a waffle commonly found where squidi is found.

1. The Wafflenator 5637-G (This is Both a Person I knows nickname and an Imaginary Weapon of mass waffles

Wafflenator by Person Named Bob October 10, 2004

wufflenut 

An incredible sexual feat in which a man gives anal to a women and just before he cums he pulls out and blows his load on a waffle which he then gives to his partner

Man I gave Emma an amazing wufflenut last night man

Really!??

Yeah man she loves them

wufflenut by Big cheif kookomas July 11, 2016