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Wafflenuts

Medical condition of the nut sack causing a resemblance to a waffle from wearing lined swimming shorts too long.
I need to get out of this canoe and air out my burning wafflenuts.
by Raccoon Stabber April 12, 2016
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Wafflenuts

Wafflenuts are the small bits of poo that men (and some women!) get stuck on the end of their arsehole hairs. Often caused by lacklustre wiping of the bumcrack.
Well, Jim, I'm afraid you have such an advanced case of wafflenuts that incineration of the anal beard is the only viable option.
by Pikeyfromstaines April 24, 2005
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wafflets

1-A baby waffle
2-The beginning form of a waffle
3-A young waffle, prior to being toasted and prior to syrup.
4-I mythical beast, once believed to live in southern canada, but more recently believed to live in freezers.
1- Aww, this wafflet is so cute! It still has a diaper!
2- This waffle is so white and still has legs, it must be a wafflet!
3- This waffle is so cold and white.. hmm.. this here appears to be a waffle!
4- Don't move, I believe I just saw a wafflet in that draw of your freezer. THERE IT IS AGAIN! OMFGEESES, RUN!
by XIII a.k.a. GOD July 6, 2005
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Waffleausea

The feeling you get after you just ate one too many bites of your delicious syrup soaked waffle when you knew you were already far passed full.
Oh man, I wish I didn't eat that last bite of my pancakes. I've got waffleausea.
by Jennysioux November 7, 2014
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wafflebutt

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.
That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.
by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006
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Wafflenator

A Person Who likes waffles, a Weapon that turns people into a waffle commonly found where squidi is found.
1. The Wafflenator 5637-G (This is Both a Person I knows nickname and an Imaginary Weapon of mass waffles
by Person Named Bob October 10, 2004
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wufflenut

An incredible sexual feat in which a man gives anal to a women and just before he cums he pulls out and blows his load on a waffle which he then gives to his partner
Man I gave Emma an amazing wufflenut last night man

Really!??

Yeah man she loves them
by Big cheif kookomas July 11, 2016
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