wtfwf

“who the fuck wanna fuck?”

i’m so horny right now wtfwf

by twinklemetoes December 28, 2022

wtfwtffsmfd

An acronym for "What the fuck would the fucking flying spaghetti monster fucking do?"

Hmmm, im in a tight spot right now, and i am really mad. wtfwtffsmfd?
see wwfsmd

by jimthedestroyer April 10, 2009

WTFFTW

What the fuck for the win.

Used when there's an obvious WTF? moment.

You: Turns out my girlfriend has a penis.

Me: WTFFTW!

by lolcats March 4, 2008

WTFWJD

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).

"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"

by mae January 19, 2004

wtfwyd

short for: what the fuck would you do..

a spin on the term: wwjd (what would jesus do)

too awkward to use in conversation.. exclusive to the interweb..

"but rally, wtfwyd" "huh?"

by airteus December 9, 2005

wtfwtf

What the fuck was that for

Person 1: *Slaps across face*

Person 2: DUDE?!!? WTFWTF?

by aaronobst July 2, 2009

wtfffffffff

"What the Fucking Fuckitty Finger-Fucking Fucktarded Fuckilly Fuck-Fuck Fuck"

What people write when their "F" key is broken.

Guy with broken "F" key:
lol wtfffffffff my fffffffffffffff key is broken

by Corvaillian April 6, 2008