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What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).
"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"
WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004
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short for: what the fuck would you do..

a spin on the term: wwjd (what would jesus do)
too awkward to use in conversation.. exclusive to the interweb..

"but rally, wtfwyd" "huh?"
wtfwyd by airteus December 9, 2005
meaning "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do"

and a fantastic song by the incredible band I Set My Friends On Fire.
I couldn't decide so i asked myself WTFWJD

boy: have you heard WTFWJD by ISFMOF?
girl: yes it's fucking fantastic!
WTFWJD by ErinError March 1, 2009
Acronym for "What the fuck would Jesus do"
I am really at a crossroads in my life I wonder WTFWJD?
WTFWJD by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
What-The-Fuck-Would-Jesus-Do?
This acronym has been used to mock and also used in completely opposite circumstances that a Christian would to reply with wwjd.
It is also a popular song by the band ISMFOF. I-Set-My-Friends-On-Fire.
"So, there was a passed out girl in my bed. I had to make the right choice on what to do. So I simply said to myself, WTFWJD?
WTFWJD by gotthatfromyomomma June 5, 2009

WTFWJDFAKB 

Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.
Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.
WTFWJDFAKB by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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