Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
WTFWJD
What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).
WTFWJD
WTFWJD by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
WTFWJD
What-The-Fuck-Would-Jesus-Do?
This acronym has been used to mock and also used in completely opposite circumstances that a Christian would to reply with wwjd.
It is also a popular song by the band ISMFOF. I-Set-My-Friends-On-Fire.
This acronym has been used to mock and also used in completely opposite circumstances that a Christian would to reply with wwjd.
It is also a popular song by the band ISMFOF. I-Set-My-Friends-On-Fire.
"So, there was a passed out girl in my bed. I had to make the right choice on what to do. So I simply said to myself, WTFWJD?
WTFWJD by gotthatfromyomomma June 5, 2009
WTFWJDFAKB
Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.
WTFWJDFAKB by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
piddlefart
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026