wtfff

abbreviation for "What the Fucking Fuckitty-Fuck," an stronger version of the eponymous "wtf".

the tentacled transvestite goat porn made me go "wtfff".

wtfff by breadcrust December 31, 2006

wtfff

Wtfff is short for What The Flying Fish Fingers.

It's a non-insultive way of putting it, but maybe not to the fish...

Oh my, wtfff is going on with her? I heard she was emo.

wtfff by Kate Pwns October 8, 2007

WTFFF?!

WTFFF?! is an abbreviation of the phrase "What The Fucking Fuck FUCK?!". Building on the tradition of other phrase abbreviations - such as WTF, WTH, ROTFL, and so on - WTFFF?! is used to express a highly elevated sense of angry, almost disbelieving astonishment and disgust at an idea, event, quote, or any other ridiculous, stupid, asinine, incredible, irresponsible, banal, incredulous thing.

"While reading the morning paper, I came across an article supporting the nomination of Dick Cheney for some kind of humanitarian award for his philanthropic work in the middle East. Gobsmacked, I actually had to read the article again to make sure those words were actually there - they were. And I was totally, like, how is Dick "My Name Really Is Dick" Cheney going to get a humanitarian ANYthing? Do they even know who he IS? And what he's DONE? WTFFF?!"

WTFFF?! by slegotoo October 26, 2013

WTFFTW 

What the fuck for the win.

Used when there's an obvious WTF? moment.

You: Turns out my girlfriend has a penis.

Me: WTFFTW!

WTFFTW by lolcats March 4, 2008

wtfffffffff 

"What the Fucking Fuckitty Finger-Fucking Fucktarded Fuckilly Fuck-Fuck Fuck"

What people write when their "F" key is broken.

Guy with broken "F" key:
lol wtfffffffff my fffffffffffffff key is broken

wtfffffffff by Corvaillian April 6, 2008

WTFF 

What The Fucking Fuck

-basically it is What The Fuck but when u are really mad or confused, this is more deeper way of expressing it.

john: lisa just dumped me for that moron. WTFF?!!

WTFF by maydagirl August 1, 2007

WTFify 

Pronounced: "What-the-fuckify"
Root: WTF
verb
To edit a piece of writing as if it were a Mad Libs word game. Replacing nouns, verbs, and phrases with other asinine and often more interesting bits of text. This term originates from a program for performing this type of text replacement called the WTF-O-Vision, whose sole action is to WTFify, Gloriously.

WTFification is nothing new, writers have been practicing this fine art for centuries. Recently though, the Glorious Matthew Kastor has written a small program, and posted it to github, which automates the often tedious process. This new technology was quickly adopted by clever hackers and crammed into the ass end of a web spider so that it would run freely about dropping deuces on emo poetry and nearly anything else that got in the way. This recent resurgence of WTFification will no doubt be proceeded by even more material worthy of the process.

Example 1:

* ordinary text :
in her black and white world full of hatred and pain,

* WTFified :
in her yellow and white hand towel full of odium and diarrhea,

Example 2:

* ordinary text :
It was then that I knew
my pen would fly by the
moonlight - and I was so
blessed to be able to
escape July and save
it all in verse.

Poets can do that …

* WTFified :
It was then that Annie got
Annie's pen would fly by the
moonshine - and Annie was so
blessed to be able to
snuggle July and save
it all in verse.

hobos can do that …

Use:

What a bunch of assholes. Let's WTFify all their posts and leave it as comments.

__verb__ !? No no Mr. Watt, the Glorioius WTF-O-Vision WTFifies.. Gloriously. You're using the wrong verb.

WTFify by Atropan Agent 17747 January 4, 2013