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this isn't a fucking word.
"I writed it down." - someone who's first language isn't English
writed by failure0 July 8, 2022

I write sins not tragedies 

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.
Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"
When a black girl had sex with a white man.
"I Whited Tanisha last night"
Whited by brandy913 April 10, 2020

Whitedoable

A situation in which one can feigns confidence in trying overcoming an obstacle or challenge, but knows it is futile due to the high difficulty of said hurdle.
Koa: *sees Binfy trying to fc kira kira days* you can't do this, this is your 727th attempt so far
Binfy: don't worry, whitedoable dude, whitedoable
Whitedoable by osuman123 June 14, 2021

Real 80s Writer

A graffiti writer that painted a little bit for a couple of years in the late 1980s. Returned to the scene to show everyone who’s boss during a midlife crisis demanding the respect of a graffiti king. Will use old school rules when it suits him. Hates street art. Gets pleasure from painting violent and abusive threats in childrens’ play parks. Internet troll and alcohol fuelled keyboard warrior. Must have an Instagram account to gain validation from strangers. Will not write within his postcode. Will put up the names of his pets to make it look like he has an army.
Person 1: Someone painted over that lovely mural at the park with some hideous unreadable bubble letters.
Person 2: Yeah, it must have been a ‘Real 80s Writer’!
Real 80s Writer by Cacher July 2, 2019

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fauxstalgia 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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