wristlash

The aching pain in one wrist when one has masturbated far too much. Similar to RSI.

"Oh man! Last night I was wanking so hard I gave myself wristlash!"

by Dill Wum July 11, 2009

Wristgasm

The feeling you receive on your wrist when you achieve 10,000 steps on your fitbit. Fleeting but with a sense of smug satisfaction.

Today i had a massive wristgasm and i was overcome with joy..

by Hammo1976 April 26, 2016

Wristaphobia

A fear of wrists. If a wrist appears to be in danger in any way the wristaphobic is likely to scream, run away, cry or collapse in fear. Three ways to make a wristaphobic cry: touch their wrist, talk about hurting their wrist or gesture to bite your own wrist.

Girl: "Don't touch my wrist!"
Boy: "I was just trying to hold your hand."
Girl: "Sorry, I have wristaphobia."

by sassywristaphobic August 6, 2012

wristshot

A wristshot is when while beating off, you slightly flick your wrist to the side while about to ejaculate thus shooting your jizz like a hockey puck with similar speeds.

we had a triatholon with techno, spiderman, and wristshot competitions

by jackr813 October 16, 2007

Whitlash

The feeling of being bombarded by the news media of clips of the departed singer Whitney Houston to the point of being sick of it.

"Man, the media really has been showing so many clips of Whitney Houston and it's sad that she's dead, but I've heard it so much I have Whitlash."

by tekphreak April 19, 2012

wristease

The world's first portable ergonomic rest rest. Patented in US and China.

I wear a wristease on both wrists to aid in carpal tunnel syndrome and other wrist related injuries.

by Todd Stager April 3, 2005

Father Wristmas

Jerking off on Christmas Day

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021