wrestaurant

An eating-establishment where "it's like pulling teeth" to get service, decent portions, etc.

If Ebeneezer Scrooge --- well, before da three spirits reformed him regarding his greedy/miserly ways, of course --- had tried his hand at operating a diner, folks would have disgustedly referred to said outfit as a real "wrestaurant".

by QuacksO March 25, 2022

Hooters Restaurant

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.

There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.

by mikeverdill August 18, 2009

Restaurant Rambo

People who fake or exaggerate veteran's status for perks such as discounts, free meals and prestige.

Look at the restaurant Rambo over there, wearing Walmart camouflage to get a free meal.

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

restaurant gene

The bred in gene of gooks in which they have to have a restaurant, even if it means going bankrupt or puts a strain on other business endeavors or relationships.

"That crazy bitch has the restaurant gene. I'm outta here.

by Running out of patience January 28, 2007

The Restaurant Effect

Subconsciously drinking water at a restaurant while the waiter refills the glass, resulting in a continuous need to use the bathroom throughout the meal.

This is most often seen in nervous people on first dates

Joe: I drank so much water before she arrived! And when she did, I had to leave to go to the bathroom four times during dinner! She probably thinks I'm so weird...

Steve: don't worry man, you were just suffering from the restaurant effect. It could have happened to anyone!

by Flying starfruit July 30, 2016

Restaurant Hungry

When you are starving but upon arrival to the eating establishment you find yourself not as hungry or full.

Peter - "Jill why haven't you eaten any of your food I thought you were starving?"

Jill - "I was but I'm restaurant hungry"

Peter "Ok get a to go box"

by kfizzy November 4, 2011

Restaurantica

Chill out music that was popular in dimly lit Tapas Bars in the late 1990s. Popular restaurantica artists include Kruder & Dorfmeister, Massive Attack, Moby, RJD2, Thievery Corporation, and Suzanne Vega.

This restaurantica is the perfect soundtrack while I drink my martini and eat my spring rolls.

by michaelmann November 27, 2012